I have in my possession a rather pleasant assortment of coconuts
And I have placed them in a linear fashion
Some are quite grand in size
While some are most miniscule
and a few, I do say, are about the size of your noggin

You left out most of the song, that's only one verse.

thats the only part I knew from memory

Mr. Y.D. cantered into the city, astride his equestrian mount
He placed some plumage in his chapeau
whereupon he dubbed it an Italian foodstuff.

Mr. Y.D. maintain your erection
Mr. Y.D is a fop
Pay strict attention to the sounds from the instruments
and where you place your feet
plus let the womenfolk know you are capable.



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Last Edited : Tuesday, 7 June 2005 - 17:21

Oh what a lovely batch of coconuts!
There they are standing in a row!
1,2,3,4!
Big Ones, Small Ones, Ones as big as your head!
A flick of the wrist a bit of a twist thats what the president said!

Yankee Doodle went to London riding on a pony
He stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.
Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music
and the step
and with the girls be handy.

PS:
I hope I was supposed to interpret
but in any event,

an American, a Scot and a Canadien got killed in a crash
and just as they were about to get zipped into their body bags the American suddenly openned his eyes
and started talking.
The rescue workers were astonished and asked him if he could explain.
He said all three of our souls went up in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter said you guys are too young to die So each of you just make a $100.00 donation and I'll send you back to Earth.
When I left the Scot was still haggling over the price
and the Canute was waiting for the government to pay.

TR

Mounted upon an Italien Dish
Concealed by a dairy product
I was unable to find my sphere of venison
When someody blew air out of their nostril.

It cycled off of the pulpit
And fell to the ground
And then my pitiable sphere of venison
Gyrated out the aperture.

"So ee 8 eet ne way
n cured eez mud hoofer mallatia
but da deer dat ad bin slain
ad bin sceared by a mud elepant
So's ee died of antelopis-elepantitis."

*(eadit)* was 2 fix elepant

TR

Last Edited : Wednesday, 8 June 2005 - 06:01

By jove!

Louie, Louie, I fear I must depart now, and I repeat,
( affirmitive vocalizing here )
Louie, Louie, I fear I must depart now

A wonderful young woman awaits my return
I believe I'll buy passage on a vessel to carry me to the other side of the sea
I'll be alone in my wanderings
Not certain of my safe arrival.

(Chorus)

A total of thrice I see nighttime descend while on the ocean
I brood and ponder over the woman I speak of here
I have a sleeping vision of her presence
It is as if I can percieve the scent of roses upon her dew-speckled mantle.

(Chorus)

I finally espy the Jamaican coastline, similarly I see the moon in orbit
In a trice I shall delight in the vision of my beloved
Enwrapped in my arms I shall pledge my undying allegiance to her.

Oh, old men singing a youngmans song.
How Sad! How Sad!
They've been losing all alooonnngg....

Ya know, why dont they just give up?
Why not? Why not?
An' they say, "Go F--K!"

Well these old men sing, they sing real fine,
Real Fine! Real Fine!
They all get chicks hotter than mine.

So I break it down, with all my might,
My Power! My power!
So I steal them back and follow they're advice.



Ta da!

Cheers,
Demosthenes