Rog Ironfist  Joined 8/04/2003
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:00 in walked Offspring wearing a leopard skin underwear and a Santa hat... Last Edited : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:00 | Mog Joined 5/02/2004
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:08 Which, as we all know, is what makes Rog Ironfist "lose his cool" and get all hot inside. However, Offspring had different ideas. | | Gutterfly  Joined 19/01/2002
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:13 Because it was all part of Offsprings excessively elaborate scheme. | | Offspring Joined 24/05/2005
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:39 to "pretend" to make love to a stuffed raccoon, Which gutterfly taught him how to do like an expert. (not pretend) | | Rog Ironfist Joined 8/04/2003
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:41 ...and the plot went terribly wrong from there on... | | Offspring Joined 24/05/2005
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 03:46 because offspring stumbled into the house to find Mog... | | Offspring Joined 24/05/2005
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 06:30 the hobo sitting infront of a burning raccoon and when Offspring asked why he burnt it Mog replied... | | Juxtaposer Joined 27/11/2002
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 07:13 "I know it's kind of skunky." <kof...kof> "But try it." "Whoa!" "It's like dejavue all over again" Last Edited : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 04:16 | Princess of Darkness Joined 22/06/2003
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 10:36 Is this a ground hog day on a hot summer night? 
BigA started making a offspring trap. This trap will enable him to........ | | Mog Joined 5/02/2004
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 15:10 capture Offspring and hurl him into interstellar space, where he belongs, with his raccoon. But | | Sretlaw Joined 20/12/2002
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 18:24 of course, like all great plans, there will be a mishap ... | | Princess of Darkness Joined 22/06/2003
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| Posted : Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 20:02 one that will cost us a great deal of | | Mog Joined 5/02/2004
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| Posted : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 00:21 sidesplitting laughter! So, the Offspring trap is sprung in the middle of the night, but instead of catching Offspring, it catches | | Offspring Joined 24/05/2005
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| Posted : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 03:49 Mogs empty baked beans can collection, when mog finds out he is furious and... | | Mog Joined 5/02/2004
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Meanwhile, CREST is still missing in the jungle, Harleyxcty is wearing a hat made of salmon, ethedog has psoriasis on his toe, Sage is reading a manual on fixing John Deere tractors and dopolop can't find his pencil. What to do? Then, Last Edited : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 16:26 | subbie Joined 14/08/2004
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| Posted : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 17:29 we see pod breaking the missing pencil because she is mad at | | Princess of Darkness Joined 22/06/2003
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| Posted : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 20:01 The fact; the offspring trap FAILED at catching offspring. Now I'm stuck with a collection of baked bean cans 
In the meantime, Rog is sending a seach party to look for Crest. Harley has given her hat of salmon to Sage to help him with the tractor manuel. Wearing a hat of salmon makes one think better 
Off in the distance..... | | BigAmigo Joined 15/10/2001
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| Posted : Monday, 13 June 2005 - 20:13 Raptor was driving the forklift over .... | |
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