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Sage is an abomination and an insult to humanity. I fight on his side against the Evil Mog but nevertheless recognise Sage for what he truly is:
Jonnycakes the drooler
This Thread is meant for all you who wish to comment on the life of Sage and his activities here in WOL. Teasing and the ugly truth will be welcomed, stupid one liners will be deleted.
e.g. :
It is claimed that Sage was spawned in a dark swamp amidst bigfooters and a gang of naked Texan cheer-leaders, headed by Gutterfly. Any of you who wish to come up with different theories or anecdotes about Sage's life are welcomed.
Hurrah for Sage!
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Sage has undergone a salivary gland removal and no longer drools in his sleep. However, he also can't digest food anymore and must be fed through a tube. That's what I hear. 
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Vote for drool.
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We have already ascertained that Sage doesn't have opposing thumbs and picks his nose with his toes but his supposed literary achievements are actually translated, plagiarized folk tales of the forest dwelling pygmies of the upper Amazon who not only have their home destroyed by the logging companies, now have their culture stripped by Sage!
Something must be done!
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...or Sage will steal your soul!
Last Edited : Wednesday, 29 June 2005 - 12:11