Sage Joined 8/11/2002
Posts : 1871
| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 01:27 Dear kindly seargent Krupke
You gotta undersand
it's just our bringing up-ke
that gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
our fathers all are drunks
Golly moses, naturally we're punks!
Gee, officer Krupke, we're very upset
We never had the love that every child oughta get
We ain't no delinquints, we're misunderstood!
Deep down inside us there is good!
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
like inside the worst of us is good!
That's a touching good story!
Lemme tell it to the world!
Just tell it to the judge!
Dear kindly judge your honor
my parents treat me rough
with all the marajuana
they won't give me a puff
they didn't wanna have me
but somehow I was had
Leapin lizards, that's why I'm so bad!
Right! Officer krupke
you're really a square
this boy don't need a judge he needs an analysts care
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed
He's pyschologically disturbed
I'm disturbed!
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
we're the most disturbed
like we're psychologically disturbed!
It is my opinion that this child is depraved on account of he ain't had a normal home!
Hey, I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived!
So take him to a head shrinker!
My father is a b astard
My ma's an SOB
My grandpa's always plastered
My grandma pushes tea!
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress!
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
Right! Officer Krupke you're really a slob
This boy don't need a doctor just a good honest job
Society's played him a terrible trick
And sociologically he's sick!
I am sick!
We are sick, we are sick, we are sick sick sick
Like we're sociologically sick!
In my opinion this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all!
Juvenile deliquincy is purely a social disease!
Hey, I've got a social disease!
So take him to a social worker!
Dear kindly social worker
they say go earn some dough
like be a soda jerker
which means I'd be a schmoe!
It's not I'm anti-social
I'm only anti-work!
Glory osky, that's why I'm a jerk!
Right! Officer Krupke, you've done it again
This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen!
It ain't just a question of misunderstood...
Deep down inside him HE'S NO GOOD!
We're no good, we're no good
We're no earthly good
like the best of us is no damn good!
The trouble is he's lazy!
The trouble is he drinks!
The trouble is he's crazy!
The trouble is he stinks!
The trouble is he's growing!
The trouble is he's grown!
Krupke we've got troubles of our own!
Gee, officer Krupke, we're down on our knees
cause no one wants a fella with a social disease
Gee, officer Krupke, what are we to do?
Gee, officer Krupke...
KRUP YOU!!!  Last Edited : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 01:28 | Chiron  Joined 19/09/2000
Posts : 1679
| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 01:30 You wear pink and you write poems...
I don't think I can hold it anymore..
I love you Sagy! Come here and give me some lovin. | | Sage Joined 8/11/2002
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| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 01:35 I WISH that I had written the song. It's brilliant. | | Chiron Joined 19/09/2000
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| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 01:36 Oh, you didn't write that?
Pfft, I take it all back then  | | Sage Joined 8/11/2002
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| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 01:42 It's from West Side Story, the modern day Romeo and Juliet 
and one of the best musicals of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime | | nobodys home Joined 11/06/2005
Posts : 164
| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 10:14 i whatched that for a project it was sad | | Sage Joined 8/11/2002
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| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 10:24 Well, Romeo and Juliet IS a tragedy... | | nobodys home Joined 11/06/2005
Posts : 164
| Posted : Friday, 8 July 2005 - 13:11 i know that lol | |
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