Hello, and welcome to the Waronline Celebrities Magazine! Inside these pages you'll find exclusive interviews of famous waronline-ians, humor, drama, true stories, fake stories, coverups from high-up (see Issue 002: Requiems Crossdressing Revealed!) and everything else that has to do with Waronline!

Positions are open! We ARE hiring! I expect to get Gutterfly, Mog, and possibly Rog working on this, but the rest of you are welcome as well!

Also, we need suggestions as to who we should interview first! Pimp or boe? BigAmigo or Hwatta? Mog or lokibolp? The choice is yours!

See you in Issue 001:

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EXPOSED: GUTTERFLY AND SAGE'S SECRET GAY MARRIAGE IN CALIFORNIA!

Check out these exclusive pictures, that you will find here first!

www.melbourne.indymedia.org/uploads/samesexcake.jpg

www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2004/10/22/ns-marriage-lm.gif

I'm not sure I would have "exposed" myself...but you two DO make a cute couple!


PS- Who's who? Is that G-fly in the glasses...or is that Sage??

yea!!!! and sage..... i thought we were gonna have a gay marrage................YOU CHEATED ON ME





just 1 more mogtreats box tops to go.

OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH REQUIEM!!!

We caught up up with the mysterious "Requiem" last week and got to ask a few questions of this illustrious personage. The interview was conducted at "The Roo's Nuts", a pub in Req's neighborhood.

WCM: Mr. Requiem, we have all heard a great deal about the vaunted "new version" of this game you started: "War of Kings" and we were all wondering when the release date will be. Can you tell us how soon we can expect it?

Requiem: (drains beer) (burps) Awwwwwww....(farts).....I'm workin' on it....I ....(vomits) have a lot on my mind these days.....I gotta go take a leak, be right back....

WCM: Ok.

WCM: He seems to have gotten lost in the loo, let me check up on him...

Requiem: Hey you, get off my foot.....you rotten bas...
(falls into toilet) glub glub!

WCM: So, Requiem, we have been wondering just how you first got the idea for this game, perhaps you could enlighten us?

Requiem: I was drunk, leave me alone (waves gun in air) and I ....(vomits) think you are kind of cute. (vomits and farts).

WCM: Well, thank you, Requiem for your time and..(runs for door) we'll be seeing ya!

Our interviewer then went into therapy for a few days and is recovering nicely, although he does tend to twitch a lot.

Don't miss our next exciting interview, we have a line on Lokibolp, a newer player who seems to have a secret mission of some sort.

Exclusive photo of LOKIBOLP, just in!

home.earthlink.net/~johnoco/lokibolp.jpg

Our editor, Sage, has been on vacation. He was in Iran gathering news about Lokibolp and I hope he writes it all up soon, this mag is dying!