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NOTE.. it said R.I.P. jessica alba thats why u opened it! but if it said Jesus... would u have still opened it?
SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus----I----Love----You-----and----I----Need-----You-----
repost this within 5 minutes and make the title r.i.p. jessica alba and a miracle will happen tonight.
P.S. Do not ignore
*God works in mysterious ways
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Dear Jesus,
Reminding people that they care more about Jessica Alba than they do about you isn't going to make them care more about you or less about Jessica. At most it'll make them feel guilty for a moment, and then they'll go back to reading tabloids to read about the hottest new celebrity couples
if you need to use celebrities to make everyone appreciate your greatest-of-gifts...
it's time to give up.
Stick to church, the bible, televangelists, crazy hobos holding "The End is Near" signs, Fred Phelps, and the Republican Party. Thanks.
With lots of love,
Me (love ya, Jesus!)
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it said 15 ways to have sex with your parents home,
is that the reason why you opened it?..If it had said JESUS would you still have opened it?
Repost this within 5 minutes and a miracle will happen toniqht.
P.S: do not iqnore this...
God works in mysterious ways :-P
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Dearest Jesus,
Perhaps you did not receive my last letter. I hear the UPS sucks at getting mail up to heaven, and I didn't send it priority, so...
Anyway, down to business. In case you missed my last letter, it was chastising you for using the headline "OMG JESSICA ALBA IS TEH DEAD" or something like that to get attention. Now I find that you are grabbing kids' attention with promises of sex tips?
Jesus...this is a new low for you. What happened to the good old days where all you needed to do was preach love and kindness? Forgiveness and mercy? When did you have to start deceiving and guilting people?
Your latest methods are stupid, to put it bluntly. Nobody who comes looking for Jessica Alba or sex tips (or tips on how to have sex with Jessica Alba!) will be anything other than annoyed when they open the bulletin and find "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE JESUS?"
I'll tell you why they don't love you, Jesus. Because of things like this. Go back to your old methods. The people who want to find their way to you will get there. The rest won't. Deceiving and guilting them won't help.
I wish you the best,
Me
Oh...and repost this if you want to. No, nothing good will happen to you if you do, and nothing bad will happn to you if you don't. No bribes or threats here. Just repost if you want to spread the message and help stamp out stupidity.
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Ok, *TRULY* ... has Jessica Alba bitten the dust??? ...
... or someone very sick planted here in the ground to see if she germinated into a beautifull plant, and yielded lots of fruits that looked excatly like her ... but only now many.
Tell me, tell me I must know ...
BTW if the title was something about Jesus, or God I would still have opened ...
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Who is Jessica Alba? Is she a member of the wolcommunity ?
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she is a very good looking movie/tv show star
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Yes sorry Sage ...
I only learned last year who Paris Hilton
and Britney Spears are. 
I would have openned the thread for Jesus also.
TR
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Haha, I apologize for this thread. I was very sleepy when I did it.
Stupid chain letters...
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lol oh well
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Jessica Alba Tv Star from Dark Angel Top show we even get in Australia 
www.jessicaalba.net/
Last Edited : Wednesday, 17 August 2005 - 04:47