Well, in the best possible taste DoRW, you're a bit of a ladykiller so maybe you could persuade Mary in return for...your services? (like a nice dinner, or things we won't go into... )

well now... heh... i dont fancy myself as a lady killer persay... maybe... a lady wound'r ?

She sure takin a looong time to heal.

So Rap,how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

why would a fly ever want a light bulb screwed in dont they perfer the dark?

yeh but your not answering the question..

And what type of light bulb? Is it one of those energy efficient ones? :-)

It doesn't matter.

i guess the size would matter would require more flies

No,it only takes two flies to screw in a lightbulb...
It's getting 'em in there that's the hard part.

You also have to consider that an ordinary one is much hotter than an energy efficient, ei, more casualties:-)

yeah thats how i thought of it lod so tarim i doubt 2 flies have the strength to screw that bulb

LOL..they're not screwing the bulb, they're screwing each other!! tarim, LOL...they missed the joke.

(Guys, not screwing the light bulb into the socket...2 flies screwing INSIDE the bulb!)

Last Edited : Friday, 3 January 2003 - 23:23

Now next question, how the ... did they get into the bulb?
And another one, how many flies will there be after that event? How many flies can a bulb hold? Will it still be able to function?

How much wood would a woodchuck chop if a woodchuk could chop wood?

is woodchuck chuck or chook?????

Ask it :-)

"chuck". How much if a woodchuck could CHUCK wood.

well i heard chop

i was going toput that but it didnt sound right for some reason.

Last Edited : Saturday, 4 January 2003 - 09:00

Yeh, it's just what I recall hearing... I suppose we could each use our own version? Or maybe we need an entirely new version? How about "how much if a woodchuck could aggregate wood"? What do you think Ultima?

LOL. well its good enough here.