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*sings from memory*
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
Until you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!
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Yep, there's your proof. Totally brainwashed by Walt Disney. 
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thats scary...
now sing us some Britney Spears 
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Wow Jonnycakes that is it you need to stop the disney it is taking over you and like smoggie says sing us a lil britney lol
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I think Sage thinks he's like King Louie, that'll explain lots of things 
"Well, I'm the King of the Swingers,
The Jungle VIP
I reached the top and had to stop
and that's whats a bothering me..." 
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What a sad sad life Jonnycake... erm Sage lives....
TL
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Sad life? You're horribly mistaken...
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Sage has a wonderful life of snuggling and cuddling and hugging rampages. He is the happiest man on earth as far as I can tell. However, the Disney songs...there must be a little corner of his brain that is rotting away...like Disneyland.
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It's a world of laughter a world of tears
It's a world of hopes and a world of fears.
*screams BONZAI and tackles the disney puppets*
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It's a small world after all.
Smithers, release the hounds.
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Gee, I'd hate to see this thread go away so soon....BUUUUUUMMMMMPPPP!!!
So what else do we know about Johnnycakes?
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Unfortunately Alaina didnt spill any more the other day However I will get more on Jonnycakes
TL
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You caught her on a rough night, I'm sure she's just dying for the chance to embarrass me further. Especially after my....um...viscious tickle attack today.
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lol
well get her to come into irc more often
WE would LOVE to talk to her without you there
tickle attack?....
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its boy-w/a girl talk for "good excuse to get her to be so tired she cant move and then i can snuggle her attack"
j/k
well they are a happy couple the tickle attacks come and go like..... a Porche in the ghettos.
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Well Alaina needs to get back in IRC Chat soon. There are 10 pages left in this thread to fill up, and we need fresh material. I'd hate if we had to start making stuff up...
"Hey, is it true what I've heard about Sage and Minnie Mouse?..." 
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I'm sure it is.....he does has a Disney fetish lol
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Sage has been known to "act all like that" in the mall, even though he ain't "all that".
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TALL???
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Why let such an embarrassing thread slip away?