Here ye hear ye....let the games begin!!!

~k, here's my plan, i am putting on my gold dress, i have a beer keg on ice, cleaned the rat poop from the sellar floors of my castle, so party at my place~

hope to see you there

Last Edited : Tuesday, 18 May 2004 - 20:31

PoD, is this one of those parties for friend, nice drink, talk of good ol' days (or whatever), or one of those SPECIAL parties for other people, like, say, the MoB, where there are other form of entertainment...


* starts searching through his battle armour rack *


Kyrion

Topic : Clan Tourny Rules (All players plz read)
Fulcrum0 BoS
Joined 4/17/2003
Posts : 252
Posted : Friday, December 19, 2003 - 18:26
As a result of the difficulty of policing bug exploitation, it has been agreed that the use of some of the known glitches in the game will be allowed.

Here is a list of some of the known glitches that will be allowed:

1. Attacking walls / buildings or resource piles from more than 1 hex.
2. All barbarians / bandits / Renegades must be killed before taking over resources building.
3. Outpost upgrading??? (Too hard to police, consider it a tech) Everyone be aware that upgrading one outpost will give the extra 4 hexes to all outposts.
4. Barracks bug. Not changing your starting turns barracks production will give you EVERY troop type at max production

Other glitches will not be allowed during this Tournament.

1. Building units with a pop of greater than 999.
2. Moving units into unfinished buildings.

All clan members need to read this list because "not knowing a bug" will not be a defense.

A senior neutral player will be assigned to every game for adjudicating any problems that may arise.

Penalty for bug use will be disqualification from Tourny.



just a reminder everyone we dont want to act like other clans lmao

Good going harley

now to make sure the MoB reads it

~runs off to message MoB~

Kyrion, you know that we kick off the clan games with a party, now if you want to invite the MoB you can, are you going to draw them a map to my place?

make sure they bring their own dancing girls

Yep, one map ready and delivered...


sort of...


well, it's just like

.....|.....
..../|\....
.../.\.\...
./-..|..\..

But hey...



Kyrion

think they will find my place with that map ky?? lol

~wooowooooo here comes the dancing girls now~

You can find it, well, if you have the proper map to hand as well you can... Maybe just have the actual map and leave the copy.. that'd work...

* starts getting aquainted with dancing girls *


Kyrion

Ky, leave those girls alone they are here to distract the MoB they were ordered to get all the locations and secrets of the MoB to bring back to us

~shhhhhhhhhhhhh its a secret~

Oh, sorry...

* keeps secret plan all hush *


Kyrion

i think it is working, as they seamed to be dazed by the dancing girls, they havent even noticed our plan

we have a plan???


Kyrion

sure we have a plan we always have a plan looks at princess who looks at zander. now what?

lol, come on zander....

It has come to my attention that kyrion has gotten the first castle of The MoB, way ta go ky

Yeah, it's a nice castle, it seems to be surrounded my magical reappearing resource pies (they're like piles, but you can eat them, rumours that it's a typo are totally wrong!).

Now my troops have to go and eat 'em all to find the real ones, darn cursed castle...


Kyrion

I find myself all alone!!!!! No mob clan mates to talk to!!!!

Hey PoD as you can see, I got my pooter all fixed now! Might be able to put a lil old fight up now! No invatation, and she still strolls around in my castle! How is everyone keeping???

Me all happy now! Yeah..... hurray....my pooter fixed!!! Im sorry, just so happy to be able to play again! And just in time me thinks, Ric had to quit coz his BOSS stopped all internet use, so he couldnt log on any more!! Once again the m0b finds themselves with backs to the wall!! So could every crusader please tell me there base position and tactics for the game please, thanks!!

Hulio.

ok, here it is hulio, go the the first corner make a right to the next stop sign, go left then when you come to the fork in the road, that means it is time to stop and eat, after that you, go behind the fork to the bend, go around that you should see my place from there

Oh BTW i was thinking of hanging some pink curtains on the windows of your barracks, while i am running wild in your castle


You have just been:
~Face Spammed~

Last Edited : Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 19:33

Na na na pinks not my color, i prefer aluminous turkwise!! Oh yes! I am rubbish at reading or interpreting directions, so I'll probably end up in Zanders castle at this rate! Ohhh well! And as for the running around in my castle, I have employed a couple of hall monitors to deal with your troops!

All your troops will be doing from now on will be silently walking around my castle! Trying not to disturb my troops, they need there beauty sleep, coz they aint doing anything else!!!

Just as a matter of interest you sending any more of those wild wild troops my way, just so I can employ a few more hall monitors! You know how it is........

~Hummmmmm, looks around~ Yep they have their slippers on to so you won't hear them, i promise to make them be quite, while we roam your castle

Thats all I ask, thanks for your consideration!