Princess usually hikes her skirt up and offers you a barrell of ale to get you to stop thinking while she kills you, i dont know if that would work in your situation...

I do that too, Does'nt work to well.....Thinks of the scots in the movie braveheart getting arrows in their butts.

"FREEEEEDOOOOO OW!!! *plucks arrow out of a$$*"

Go with a strategy that is so unconventional it takes your enemy completely by surprise.

For starters try an all Battering Ram strategy...

by the time your enemy can pick himself up and stop laughing youve destroyed his castle!

which amounts to nothing for you, but I don't think its ever been done before.

would still look funny as hell bieng charged by a Squadron of battering rams =P

There is one thing to consider...if you play Nov 1 with this strategy, you can buy 20 battering rams for 2400.

This leaves you with the difficult choice of buying 1 arbelestier for ranged support or 2 spears to soak up retal if you happen to surround one of the enemies master units with 6 battering rams. I don't know how to decide??? I was leaning toward the ranged support, but in the more narrow map areas the arbs would not have enough range to shoot over the battering rams...I just don't know?!?

It sure would be fun to crush that enemy castle though!
H.

As soon as you apologize to the players you have offended we all will give you the good advice you need to start winning some battles. For starters, though, here's some advice, don't piss off the players that are experienced and can wipe up the floor with you!

Good luck,
Mog the Forgiving