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Barbarians, bandits, renegades, DorW's. What's next? Rampaging Isoldes?
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They fight with the blue hand of DoRW! the age of fanatic has come to a end!
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Make that screeeeeeching Isolde banshees and we've got game.
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Isolde rides to my aide, only to find most of my enemy smote upon the wreck of mountain side, mere pieces of former stacks left over.
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Noooooo, not the screeching banshees 
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Aye, mere pieces of former stacks - compared to the decimated troops of the blue hand.
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decimated?! bah, i have stacks of troops still collecting Ore and such, your men shall fall, tis already written (plus im kickin your arse in the rankings)
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You don't mean those comms running away from my militia that are collecting the ore do you?? 
You didn't even clear all the bandits out, bleh, and I was hoping you would clear them all for me 
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*AHHHHHHHHH FAN KILLED KENNY!!*
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he killed innocent commandeers.... =( NOW YOU WILL SUFFER FAN!
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[hands Fan some plastic wrap]
I have no idea the significance of this, but it's all yours. 
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Where are my big shoes, hunny bunny?
I needs me some beeeeeeg shoes!
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I still have to pry them from his dead hands ~wait he isn't dead yet~ 
I will be working on that for you
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Turn 8 Thursday, August 12, 2004
There were 379 troops slain in battle today.
The following major battles rage on...
BigAmigo vs gueritol
Fanatic vs DoRW Empirez
grumpalot vs Princess of Darkness
tackedlugnut vs Byron
gueritol vs BigAmigo
Byron vs tackedlugnut
DoRW Empirez vs Fanatic
Princess of Darkness vs grumpalot
Crovax[DFS] vs DoRW Empirez
Fanatic vs Crovax[DFS]
I call for an urgent time out!.
If you notice since turn 2 Cro insist on attacking Fan. This is an aberration!.
Cro!, Fan is on your team ... you need to stop this.
Let's all help Cro and give him a compass so he can find his bearings to an enemy.
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Aw, don't worry about me gueritol. I can take on DoRW, Isolde and Crovax all at once. DoRW and Isolde have just been routed - Crovax is next...
And let that be a lesson to you DoRW, don't you ever go stealing my barbarian kills again.
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DoRW, stop it please.
Last time Fan got pissed like this, he went coockoo, something inside just went "click" and he went on a killing rampage, cleaned up the map ... he was one mean Rambo combined with Robocop, a dash of "I'll be back" and "Hasta la vista baby" ... blood, rubble and gore all over.
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bah he exagerates, right now me and Isolde = him and crovax's forces, were just pulling back cause hes too close to his castle and reinforcements get there faster than ours.
if crovax hadnt showed up hed be desimated by now.
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plus hes hit isolde one time killing like 10 scouts... that does not = routed =P *puts up fists* Ill take you on fan you just wait bro.
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ummmm... yah.
Like... not ev'n five, gurlfrend.
Your army, Scouts_1, was attacked by Fanatic : Archers_1.
Archers_1(22,52) = Wounds : 0.0, Killed : 0, Exp : 15.6
Scouts_1(20,56) = Wounds : 138.0, Killed : 4, Exp : 0.
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fan is the suck! DOWN WITH FAN, DOWN WITH FAN!
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Ok, I stand corrected. DoRW has been routed. Isolde is waiting around for me to hit her with something that carries a bit more umph than the useless archers. . Her smacking down my stack of 37 scouts wasn't very nice though 
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