276 players with ice and 250 players with fire in the name

348 with "Master" in their name, including:

Masterwangus
LOOPHOLE_MASTER
YoPalDaHoMaster
evilshampoomaster
bugmaster (oooooh! watch out!)
Mastermindman
Master-Bater (of course)
RatMaster (more low aspirations)
ChickenMaster
parkmaster ( with a hat, I suppose)

17 players with "tack" in their name, only 4 are/were active.
Only one player with "lugnut" in their name: ME

TL

there are so many people with 'han'in there name i cant count them

but ghengis kHAN is the most famous player with Han in the name except me of course

656 names with "lord" in them!

LORD DUCK
bacon lord
GoatLord
Land Lord
chicken-lord (what if he met chicken master?)
lordofcheese
lord_skippy
lordnookie
Overlord   58:139 5/8/2001 9/23/2004 (mentally defunct)

1684 players with "man" in the name

465 with "boy" in the name, and strangely enough, not a single active player of any significance has been a player with it. Same for "girl" and "woman".

Moral: Don't name yourself BoyWomanGirlMan!

Ah! The meat section of WOLmart...



Meatloaf2kuk   1:1 0 0 0 4/16/2003 4/16/2003
meatball76   1:1 0 0 0 9/1/2002 9/1/2002
Dogmeatt   1:1 0 0 0 6/6/2003 6/6/2003
meaty   1:1 0 0 0 9/23/2003 9/30/2003
meatball21   1:1 0 0 0 4/30/2003 5/5/2003
dogmeat   5:1 1 0 0 11/18/2002 12/5/2002
Meat_Munchers   1:1 0 0 0 8/30/2003 8/30/2003
MeatPuppet   1:1 0 0 0 1/11/2003 1/11/2003
Southern Meat Snack   1:1 0 0 0 7/6/2004 7/6/2004
meat3   6:1 1 0 0 7/24/2004 7/25/2004
meathead456   1:1 0 0 0 8/18/2004 8/18/2004
meatncheese   1:1 0 0 0 8/29/2004 8/29/2004
purplemeatpacker   1:1 0 0 0 10/14/2001 10/29/2001
deadmeat   1:1 0 0 0 4/29/2002 5/16/2002

My fave? Southern Meat Snack. That's a frightening name.

SugarCube98 1:1 0 0 0 9/5/2004 9/5/2004
Sugar2k4 5:1 1 0 0 5/17/2004 5/17/2004
SugarGirl 1:1 0 0 0 7/17/2003 7/17/2003
Sugar Rush 11:1 3 0 0 1/2/2003 1/20/2003
Sugar Gamer 1:1 0 0 0 10/20/2002 10/20/2002
sugarleo 78:36 24 26 2496 5/4/2002 9/29/2004 Slow 10
Sugar 1:1 0 0 0 9/8/2001 9/8/2001

Not that many sugar's...even though 'SugarGirl' sounds interesting. I guess using the capital S, means you don't 'S'tay around.

Nobody with "loser" in their name ever got beyond 1:1!!!
Kids, get some better role models.

loser.com   1:1 0 0 0 3/7/2003 3/7/2003
XxLoSeRxX   1:1 0 0 0 8/20/2002 8/20/2002
born_loser   1:1 0 0 0 6/17/2003 6/17/2003
loser   1:1 0 0 0 10/12/2002 10/12/2002
creepyloser   1:1 0 0 0 6/7/2003 6/29/2003
loser123   1:1 0 0 0 8/31/2003 8/31/2003
theloser   1:1 0 0 0 4/6/2003 4/6/2003
loser_mastr   1:1 0 0 0 7/28/2003 7/28/2003
loser7626   1:1 0 0 0 8/20/2004 8/20/2004
loseria(+)   1:1 0 0 0 11/7/2001 11/10/2001
LoserNWL   1:1 0 0 0 1/11/2002 1/11/2002
loserz   1:1 0 0 0 12/17/2001 12/17/2001
LoSeR-O-WAr   1:1 0 0 0 5/2/2002 5/2/2002

Here is one:

Proteus ... long defunct.

86 with 'love" in them, no vets.

_______________
i_love_bearded_tacos   1:1 0 0 0 12/1/2002 12/1/2002

..apparently more than WOL.
_______________
ILOVEWEED   1:1 0 0 0 6/7/2001 8/27/2001
ILOVEWEED714   1:1 0 0 0 6/7/2001 8/27/2001

..happy losers. Same guy, probably forgot his name.
_______________

I Love 2 win   1:1 0 0 0 6/14/2004 7/2/2004

...but I hate to try!
________________

HUMP:

humphree   1:1
chumpy   1:1
THUMPER   1:1
felixchump   1:1
Sir humpalot   1:1
NeoHumpty   1:1
ThumperX420   1:1
stubby humphrey   1:1
thumper_77   1:1


_______________________

HAIR:


hairyman   2:1
BigHairyBeast   1:1
hairy   1:1
2muchhairgel   1:1
littlehairy   1:1
Demon_hair   1:1
billdhair   1:1
Jushair   1:1
mikelonghair   1:1
Hairy Pairatesties   37:1 (gotta love it)
Monkeyhair   1:1
Crosshair   1:1
____________________

Last Edited : Wednesday, 6 October 2004 - 03:13

Hmmmmm. Bumpie.

kill the zombie thread!!!

The defunct names orchestra:

Pearl Drums 1:1 0 0 0 4/2/2003 4/2/2003
Rtdrumz 1:1 0 0 0 4/12/2003 4/12/2003
drummer242 5:1 1 0 0 1/25/2003 1/27/2003
Drumplayer50 1:1 0 0 0 5/2/2003 5/2/2003
Gandruman 1:1 0 0 0 9/27/2003 9/27/2003
punkdrummer 1:1 0 0 0 11/15/2003 11/15/2003
drummerdoodman 1:1 0 0 0 1/29/2004 1/29/2004
bassdrum3 1:1 0 0 0 5/13/2004 5/13/2004
DrumaBoy 1:1 0 0 0 5/24/2004 5/24/2004
drummerboy_11 1:1 0 0 0 6/7/2004 7/2/2004
DevolutioN_DrummeR 1:1 0 0 0 6/29/2004 6/29/2004
blink182drummer 1:1 0 0 0 12/20/2001 12/20/2001
DrUmMeR 1:1 0 0 0 10/28/2001 11/21/2001
drumerboy 1127 1:1 0 0 0 3/20/2004 4/3/2004
drummerboy106 1:1 0 0 0 6/11/2002 6/11/2002

Guitarzan 1:1 0 0 0 10/1/2002 10/3/2002
NoFaithGuitarist 1:1 0 0 0 2/19/2004 2/19/2004
guitaraddict 1:1 0 0 0 11/28/2002 12/16/2002
taylorguitar 1:1 0 0 0 3/11/2004 3/11/2004
guitarguy 1:1 0 0 0 4/6/2004 4/7/2004
ibanezguitarpunk 1:1 0 0 0 6/9/2004 6/9/2004
guitar-guy 1:2 0 1 0 7/20/2004 7/20/2004
SenorGuitarrador 1:1 0 0 0 8/6/2004 8/6/2004
mikeguitar2 1:1 0 0 0 8/8/2004 8/8/2004
guitar 1:1 0 0 0 6/28/2003 6/28/2003
Canuck_Guitarist 1:1 0 0 0 9/30/2004 9/30/2004
guitarboy3691 1:1 0 0 0 11/2/2003 11/4/2003
electguitar 1:2 0 1 0 7/17/2003 8/8/2003

tubaboy 1:1 0 0 0 5/5/2002 5/5/2002
tubaman 1:1 0 0 0 4/13/2002 4/13/2002
savetuba 39:25 17 11 1193 11/5/2001 11/9/2004

Trumpetman 1:1 0 0 0 2/28/2003 2/28/2003
piggytrumpet 1:1 0 0 0 5/9/2003 5/11/2003

celloman1 1:1 0 0 0 3/22/2003 3/22/2003
cello 10:1 1 0 0 3/23/2004 3/23/2004

Viola 1:1 0 0 0 10/5/2001 10/5/2001

Biped Saxophone 1:1 0 0 0 7/6/2003 7/6/2003

flute99 1:1 0 0 0 7/13/2002 7/13/2002

OBOE 1:1 0 0 0 6/25/2004 6/25/2004

trombone964909 1:1 0 0 0 12/10/2003 12/10/2003

cmusicman03 1:1 0 0 0 2/10/2003 8/28/2003
musicalsan 1:1 0 0 0 7/5/2003 7/5/2003

lyric911 5:1 1 0 0 9/19/2003 9/19/2003
LyricalVows 1:1 0 0 0 11/3/2002 11/3/2002

Biped saxophone has to be the most fun one I read so far!

Just think of it ...

I've heard of a music stand, I've heard of piano legs, but I've never seen a biped saxamaphone.

some funny ones here lol.

28 with the word bum lol

numbum
lightbump
jjbum
Okibum
lazybum58786
Kick_bum
Bumster
Bum
bumprz
Tibum
jtbum
bum30
slayyabumbum
rugged_bum
dumbbum
Sir_Bump
ibumholekow
bumhug
dalazybum
suavebum
thumbum
beachbum37
bumbum
bump2
beachbum
bumolis
BUMp
frillybum (just class lol give this person a free gold membership lol)

We certainly don't have a problem with fire. There are 355 dragons!