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AuthorTopic : strongest power????
VivaChe
Joined 6/04/2002
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Posted : Tuesday, 14 June 2005 - 13:56

ok, letīs say the brits smelt, maybe that way they are the "strongest power" in 2050.

iznogoud
Joined 23/11/2004
Posts : 139

Posted : Tuesday, 14 June 2005 - 15:14

People Ur getting this all wrong...

by 2050, the welch will have finnally managed to regain their independence after "poisoning" all brits with their "shagged" sheeps.

The Scots will be continuing throwing logs onto other people (must be some form of welcoming or something).

Hopefully the Germans will have been overrun by Turks, and will ALL convert to Islam and listen to Scorpions covers in turkish.

Has a revenge and before sucumbing to the Turkish onslaught, the Germans will have re-crerated the Trapzon Empire (now called "Die Teutonic Trapzon Empire").

The French, after discovering that no one else wants to play rugby with them, will build a wall onto themselves and start chanting when someone knocks at the door musics from the WW2 era.

Spain will finnally understand that Olivenza IS Portuguese and in a moment of enlightment join Portugal in a new era of enlightment under Portuguese rule (is that or making all the people commit Seppuku).

The EU, after deciding that it was high time for it, will change it's name to "The New Roman Empire", and its' political elite will (thankfully) start to kill themselves to attain the Porphiry (Imperial Throne just in case u don't know). This before all the above regarding the European nations in the EU.

SA will unite with Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Namibia, Botswana and Angola and create a New Nation on the EU basis... called... The New EU
(P.S.- This was a real situation that almost happened in the 70's, though it wouldn't have been called EU ).

China will be ramsacked by a coalition of Mongols, Tibetans (they rise in revolt and help invading China), Taiwanese (dressed in Mandarin clothes), The Shaolin Monastery Republic (they decided to go independent... it's tax free u know?) and finally ALL the North Koreans Guys,that don't want to become part of the ALL Korean Republic.
P.S. - The name for this mighty new nation will be "The Republic of those N.K.G."

The U.N. will understand that it's job is forever forsaken, and after spending a lot of money (this so that i don't need to say an absurd quantity of money...), will provoke major eruptions on the Central Atlantic Rift, raise a Island, colonize it, call it Atlantis and try eliminate all those bugger "natives" that come up with it (Prince Namur forever).

My vote goes for...

China (englobing all South East Asia, after a minor nuke war + a few millions dead along the way)

Ozmerica (englobing all north, central and part os sothern america, the UK, Iceland, Norway and the Most famous land of Oz and it's sidekick Nz)

Eurovision Song Contest Nations (an all mighty empire, that englobes Brasil, Argentina and Uruguai, All European Nations except for the above ones, Tazmania decided to align itself with us).

The remaining guys, died in a nuke war with the chinese (middle east went down with israeli and arab fighting alongside, and taking a few millions with them), Africa imploded with all it's problems, and will be the definite battle amongst the Big Nations (the few that survived have been moved to Antartica... now fully habitable, lush green, and renamed Ozonia).

indianraja
Joined 26/07/2004
Posts : 143

Posted : Wednesday, 15 June 2005 - 02:27

well iznogoud firstly i would appritiate that you wrote this large, must have taken a lot of time, but i dont agrre with your posts at all, di you think the world will unite as you are saying, means war now days is not vey easy

indianraja
Joined 26/07/2004
Posts : 143

Posted : Wednesday, 15 June 2005 - 11:43

and of poles melting, lols there will come out some method of previnting it, scientists are busy researching on it!!!

Maximillian
Joined 31/10/2004
Posts : 181

Posted : Wednesday, 15 June 2005 - 15:32

And the more scientists research saving the ice caps, the more stuff we burn and put into the air.

But on topic, if one thinks about it, any country could become a superpower in less than 50 years if it has strong leadership. Some African country which is recieving foreign aid right now and has a corrupt leadership, could have economic and political reforms which bring it on to the world stage. Just look at Germany. In less than 30 years, after losing WWI, they came out of abject poverty and economic dispair to be one of the first nations out of the great depression, and launch another war and nearly win it, too.

Rog Ironfist Gold Member
Joined 8/04/2003
Posts : 1449

Posted : Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 11:55

IMHO iznogoud started an interesting trend... let us indulge ;

The New WOLrd will be dominated in the year 2050 by the following powers:

Sageland - A nation of poet warriors. A mix of Maori and Scottish traditions, wearing lush pink kilts and facial tattoos and rhyming heroic stanzas as they march into battle.

Vivachelonia - A army of methodical, barret wearing, cigar smoking revolutionaries spreading their doctrine of mayhem.

PoDistan - the reincarnation of the ancient amazons reappearing in most mysterious circumstances everywhere around the globe and molesting the unsuspecting. Banned from the UN Defence council for giggling.

Republic of Hwatta - Fiercely patriotic bands of fighters, overcoming all their enemies with machine guns firing extreme logic, silver-plated bullets.

United Anarchy of the Harley States - The most ruthless military on the planet. They smother every other nation with smiley icons and dope infused brownies. They take no prisoners!

UN - the UN has changed a bit during the last 45 years. Now in 2050 it is presided over by Demosthenes who is just too busy discovering girls at this late stage of his life. Occasionally he emerges from his bathtub to veto this or other decision and briefly confer with his aides about new developments in the world of underwear fashion.


What has the world coming to?

A sticky end no doubt

LOD Gold Member
Joined 13/12/2001
Posts : 1590

Posted : Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 12:20

The Lodanians wount give up the resitance Rog. We will seek refuge in the newly found fjords up in arctis (after much of the ice melted away)

iznogoud
Joined 23/11/2004
Posts : 139

Posted : Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 19:31

Will Demothestenes be looking up at girls by 2050... with that age, (not talking about the rest of the people with that actual age... but after all... Dem is Dem right?) or will he engage in the same field has his ancient greek forefather?

P.S. - Before Dem reads this, i'll start writting my will, 'cause he's gonna beat me up in a most severe way
Hopefully i'll gain a nice nurse to help me "get up" onto shape again

xD00M
Joined 5/06/2005
Posts : 6

Posted : Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 20:17

It's hard to say. My guess for overall power is

USA
China (those 2 might be flip flopped who knows)
Maybe Russia? I dont know much about India but if Russia can pull itself together then it might be strong again. I dont think Europe has much of a chance being powerful, the European Union doesnt look like it's going to work. Britain isnt part of the EU, but theyre an island, Islands have to import everything so I think it rules out them as a superpower. US and China will most likely be the 2 most powerful, no clue for who will be 3rd.

traviskicks Gold Member
Joined 28/09/2003
Posts : 737

Posted : Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 20:49

Interesting question.

USA
EU
India
China

(take EU out if you don't consider it a country, I think it sort of will be by then)

I think the EU will throw off their socialistic style of government in the near future and surge ahead, especially eastern europe. (hopefully)

China will suffer a meltdown at some point and political strife. Look for India to beat china out in GDP power.

indianraja
Joined 26/07/2004
Posts : 143

Posted : Friday, 17 June 2005 - 05:40

I dont know much about the EU but i think its sheer waste........ like i read in the newspaper that it will be governed by the head of each EU country chance by chance..... so think of it when the whole of europe will be governed by Maltia( is that the name... i cant remember that newspaper article) which has a mere pop. of 400,000 as i suppose........ i also think india will beat china in its gdp but not by 2050 that maybe even after 30-40 years more....

Braquemart
Joined 9/09/2002
Posts : 376

Posted : Friday, 17 June 2005 - 07:35

1 ITALY
2 VATICAN CITY
3 REPUBLIC OF SAN MARINO (very small state inside Italy)

Braquemart

TaurusRex Gold Member
Joined 14/06/2002
Posts : 3595

Posted : Friday, 17 June 2005 - 07:53


Viva Italia

TR

Offspring
Joined 24/05/2005
Posts : 133

Posted : Friday, 17 June 2005 - 07:56

Rog dont forget Offsprotopia, The best land of them all with a strong army and a good taste of music and a good religion, Drinkism.

pmnsuphafly
Joined 21/06/2004
Posts : 157

Posted : Saturday, 18 June 2005 - 14:35

1. the Microsoftic empire (they got replica halo 2 suits)
2. Mctropolis (they are controling our youth with burgers)
3. the Pepsi Federation (theyre bound to take over someday)

indianraja
Joined 26/07/2004
Posts : 143

Posted : Wednesday, 22 June 2005 - 07:20

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