Mog sits back, content. He has stolen Eugene, Sage and Gutterfly's only child. He cackles to himself "Hee hee! That Sage will rot before he ever gets this kid back! And sweet Gutterfly shall be all mine! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! "

Mog knows that Sage will have a motley group of hangers on and lowlifes try to rescue Eugene. He needs all the help he can get to keep this from happening, so he sends out a message throughout Wolland "Come be a part of History! Defend Mog's right to happiness! Applicants sign up here, good pay, short hours, Medical and Dental plans available."

...and free Mogtreats©!

Mog awaits the rush of applicants.

Last Edited : Thursday, 16 June 2005 - 18:26

Mog has reports that Sage has been cheating on Gutterfly with a certain Mongol chieftain, just goes to show that Mog deserves support in keeping Eugene in safe custody until Gutterfly can come live with him.

"I hope I get some help from all my pals, I can't do this alone!" he muses.

ok ill join your side Mog

*rushes to Mog's side. Always having been his loyal aid in any of need he has had in the past, Gyne recognizes Mog in his time of desperation.*

"Mog, darling isn't this a bit drastic of you.. I mean You've done crazy things in the past, but this is a little over board.. even for you."

*stops talking, realizing how foolish she sounds. Mog had been deeply in love with Gutter since she had known him and Sage had taken all of Mog's joy away from him since that day...*

"I understand now"

*Nods her head and pets Mog's head*

"Let's do this then.... "

*Feels kinda bad for the enemy ... since they stand no chance*

*looks around at so far participants...*

"hmm...so like...wtf? everyone's battle level here is higher then mine i cant match up...their campaign level too?"

*looks around to find Gyne*

"hehehe...fresh meat..."

"what did you say mog? shes on our team? oh so i cant pick on her?...oh ok."

"What else? battle levels and campaign levels do not matter here? What? my Resume?... "

*UB takes out a piece of paper and find himself staring at it...*

"One of these? What did you say mog? oh yah sure i can get on a pony... here is my resume."

*UB gets on a pony and watches as Mog burns his little piece of paper and suddenly slaps the pony really hard*

*UB holds on to dear life as he heads to the borders to keep a lookout...*

"That boy has a real future ahead of him!" Mog beams.

Mog gets a great feast prepared for his loyal helpers. including lots of hot tasty Mogtreats© and Mognog©.

Gyne is a welcome sight. Her fighting prowess is well known, and her beauty lights up the Hideaway. Mog rubs her tired feet because she has walked so far to help. Also, they are really cute feet!

Suddenly, Eugene FLIES into the room! A supersmart baby who can fly is not someone you would care to trifle with. He gurgles with happiness as he flies over Gyne's head. "Moggy Daddy! I can fly!" he chortles.

Mog is taken aback for a moment, then beams at his prodigious wunderkind. "That is really great, Eugene! I hope your other Daddy, Gutterfly, will be here real soon to see how smart and strong you are."

Eugene lands and starts to cry. " I want my Gfly!"

Gyne is visibly moved by the obvious love of Eugene for Gutterfly. She silently curses Sage for his mistreatment of them all. Of course, Sage has been cheating on Gutterfly with Byron all along. They met in a clearing one day and had a secret tryst, unbeknownst to Gutterfly. They continue to see each other whenever possible.

Eugene scampers into Gyne's lap as Ultima rides back into the stable.

"Ho, Ultima! What news?" Mog queries.

Last Edited : Friday, 17 June 2005 - 06:21

Max, while on one of his walks, hears some commotion coming from Mog's hideaway. He wanders over to check it out, and, realises that the dastardly Mog has stolen away Gutterfly's and Sage's child. He vows to help them get Eugene back...but then his stomach starts growling. Max realises he hasn't eaten in 2 days. And Mog is giving away Mogtreats and Mognog. Max thinks that his initial judgement of Mog was too harsh, and that the Hideaway is the best place for Eugene. He rushes over to sign up, eager to help Mog in his fight against the evil Sage ,who obviously has seduced Gutterfly, and tried to hold Eugene, a gifted child, back from his true potential, while Mog only wants to give him love and happiness.

Last Edited : Friday, 17 June 2005 - 11:46

*After about an hour of swinging wildly with a sword about two times her own height, Gyne finally sets it down looking pathetically at it*

"gah... why do I have to use this... smaller swords are so much more effective"

*Goes in her little bag and pulls out two small daggers that she has had since she was three... The right one stained a little pink from previous usage*

"Hello my babies ... did you miss mommy.. oh its been so long.... * sings a little to them sweetly in a creapy melody as Mog's stares at her worried*

Mog: *whispers to Ultima* .. "she got them out ... I really do feel sorry for anyone that tries to get in here now"

Ultima: *looks a little confused* "Why's that? They are just little daggers.. what damage could they possibly do?"

*Gyne twitches, stops singing abruptly and whips one of the daggers at Ultima, the aim obviously perfect, just missing Ultima's head.*

*Mog chuckles as a single hair falls from Ultima's head*

Gyne: "I think that the real question here my darling is what can't they do? *smiles and walks close to Ultima, caressing his cheek teasingly with the back of her hand, as she yanks the dagger out of the wall*

"No hard feelings though right?" *hands Ultima the beautiful large sword that Mog had given to her before and blushes a little* "I can't hold it anyways"

As the sun sets on a day of uneventful events, Mog stands in front of his window, pondering and scratching away at his mighty protruberance.

"Jeez, look at this, willya? A wad of bubble gum with a dead fly stuck in it parked on my wall! I wish..." Mog is interrupted by Maximillian begging for more free Mognog© even though he has already drained over 35 gallons of the stuff. Apparently some helpers are more useful than others, but Mog can't be too picky about who he gets in his camp since Sage is known to be gathering some ruffians at his ugly pink castle down the road.

"Please, Master Mog, can I have some more?" begs Max. Mog ladles out the dregs of the Mognog© into the battered tin cup that Max uses as both a utensil and as a toilet. "I hope that holds you until I'm done brewing up the next batch," Mog barks, taking a healthy whizz into the empty keg.

"I think we need to do a bit of surveilance on that dastardly Sage. Max, take this tiny camera and plant it in Sage's chambers so we can see what he is up to now. Try to not get caught, you don't want to end up all pregnant like poor Gutterfly did."

With that, Mog hands over what appears to be a relic from the I Love Lucy era of television, a camera slightly smaller than a Buick Skylark. Max staggers off with it to try to infiltrate the evil Sage's lair and escape unnoticed.

"God, that guy is a simp, but I'm not prepared to send anybody useful off to certain death." Mog sits down and continues knitting a little suit for Eugene. "Knit one, purl two, knit one...."

(UB)"Hello Mogster boss!"

*UB steps down from his pony to find that he had seriously hurt the poor thing*

(UB)"woops...so like yeah i was out there...ran over a really big hairy thing...hope i didnt kill it. Afterwards i found myself going around that scary PINK castle found nothing of interest and well i came back."

"Ah yes!" exclaimed mog.

(Mog)"it is alright i will be sneaking some surveillance over to that wife-beater's castle"

(UB)"Oh you will? alright then i guess that will be much more efficient then watching their castle from the outside...its not like they are harboring an army atm..."

*Mog scratches his chin while they begin walking deeper into the hideout*

(Mog)"Yes correct you are,right so now about that resume you gave me...didnt quite burn the whole thing"

*Mog takes out a piece of paper from the bag to his side*

(Mog)"This is a very interesting resume indeed...lets go over it together just so i can confirm"

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Name: Ultima Bahamut
Class: Bahamut(King of dragons,part human more dragon)

Weapons: Swords(all kinds as long as they can cut), Mace, Whip, Iron knuckles, Crossbow, Longbow, and Slingshot.(when in his dragon form: Talons, Claws, An energy Flare with the equivilence in power to a nuclear bomb that weights anywhere from 5 to 40 megatons)

Degrees: Manicure, Pedicure, mass murdering with wild animals, chains, as well as all of the above mentioned weapons), Snipering, boob massaging, back massaging, lock picking, making exotic and appetizing foods out of everyday common things
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*Ultima stares at the paper in slight confusion*

(UB)"hey...what ever happened to the rest of it???"

(Mog)"Well i had no need to know what your interest were or your weight...or any of that rubbish you put on there so i burnt it...a lot of them werent needed. However as for the rest of the resume ...very impressive."

(UB)"Says who? Girls will eventually need them...it is unavoidable to wan..."

(Mog)"Dont really care about those...now as for your strange abilities...you say...you are half dragon...i belive i noticed it while you were on the pony. How does that work? does it happen at will?"

(UB)"well not exactly...it happens...when...well...at least youll understand why i found the rest of that resume important."

Last Edited : Saturday, 18 June 2005 - 01:06

Offspring sais "I would join your cause Mog but the posts are to long and I lose interest I'll just go lay down in the gutter and eat these baked beans..." *munch munch*

Mog kicks the living crap out of Offspring for being a lazy weenerboy, eating out his Baked Bean Can collection and just for plain old ugliness.

"If I needed another layabout I'd have asked thefunklub to join me!" He bellows. "Now, do you have what it takes to fight the evil impregnator, Sage, or are you just gonna eat up the profits?"

Offspring drools some beans down his unkempt chin and farts copiously, leaving a small cloud of green gas hanging in the air.

"Oh my stars and stripes!" Mog exclaims. "If we could get you into Sage's fortress with that pong we could force him out far before he's ready to deal with us and wipe him out!" Mog covers his nose and picks Offspring up between two fingers, thinking "I can wash these later" and puts him in a wooden box. He labels it "For Sage" and sends it off with the next mail.

Meanwhile, Max has actually accomplished his mission, albeit not quite as Mog had planned. Mog goes back into his hideaway and looks on the monitor screen only to see Sage involved with some kind of waterfowl in his bedroom.

"Oh! Jeez, that is.....ugh....oh no! Wow, how did he..." Mog decides that he has kept his lunch down just about long enough. He hurls a giant spew into the Mognog© keg just as Max arrives, panting and bruised. Max wolfs down the "Mognog©" and breathes a sigh of relief.

"Thanks, boss!" Max gurgles.

Max puts down the bowl of Mognog that he just finished. Finally, his hunger was satisfied, and Max proudly pats his belly. That last bowl he ate tasted better for some reason, but he wasn't sure why.

Bored, he looks at the secret camera in Sage's base. He sees everyone huddled around, talking in conspiratory whispers. He can't understand what they're saying, but he hears the words "secret attack" and "Mog's base". It sounds important, maybe he should go tell Mo-Ooooh, that bird is red! Max forgets everything else, and runs out the door, chasing the red bird.

After 4 hours of running after the bird, Max returns to the Hideaway. He seems to have some vague recollection of something important to tell Mog, but he puts it off, thinking it can't be all that important.

Mog's eleventh sense tingles. "I feel like I 'm being watched!" He exclaims. "There are spies from Sage about, I'm sure of it!!"

Gyne looks wildly around, throwing knives in every direction. "Ha! Ho! Ya! Hee!" she screams, as she nails Max's ears to the wall. "Where? Where?"

Mog calms her with a wave of the paw. "Gyne, let poor Max free, he's bleeding like a stuck..." just then, a red bird flies into the room and Max wrenches his ears, most of them anyway, away from the wall and hurtles toward the tiny red bird. Too late, however, as Eugene swoops into the room and eats the bird in one gulp.

"Moggy Daddy! I caught a flyer thing! It tastes like chicken!" little Eugene is fat and round as a cherub, smiling and chortling.

"Good job, Eugene!" Mog says. "Are you still hungry at all? I have a nice plate of healthy vegetables and milk for yooooouuuuuuuuu."

Eugene is content, however. He has been fed like a little king all the while he has been Mog's guest. Gyne has been teaching him knife throwing, and he seems to have forgotten about his tortured upbringing under Sage.

Mog turns to the monitor, notices that Sage has quit humping his dinner and is now serving it to his unenlightened guests at a card table with three good legs. Sage has forgotten to "tuck himself in" as usual and Mog laughs and points at the less-than -pencil sized member thus exposed. "Ha ha! No wonder he had to get a Flyman to be impressed with that swizzle stick! Ho!" Gyne laughs and says "It looks like a you know what, only SMALLER!" She laughs until tears flow from her eyes.

Now, Mog is a master strategist and has a plan to destroy the evil and grotty Sage once and for all.

"Gather round, my droogies," he mutters,"and I shall tell you a little plan I have been cooking up."

They all gather round Mog and as in every case, are much impressed with his good smell and shiny, well-kempt fur. He whispers to them the plan, wary of interlopers hearing.

"zzzzz....zzzzzzz...rrrrrr...ttttttzzzzz...xxxx.zzz...rrrrrrr" he explains until far into the night.

A post it is placed surrepticiosly onto Mog's Secret (only for himself) Hideaway.

"The Mighty Sagians have decided to contribute in a generous and cavalier manner for the inauguration of the Temple dedicated to the amputated smashed left big (Mog has a thing with "big") toe (for pointers please refer to "Monolith Episode" on the Mighty Fould Kidnap Thread). To receive our generous contribution please press the button below."

While Maximilian is pressing the button, Mog appears at the door, rushing out while screaming...

"Nooooooooooo..."

But Maximilian's reacts to late to Mog's despaired outcry, and as a B-52 squadron makes a fly by, they drop wave upon wave of Monoliths (hey... they REALLY were at a discount price) upon Mog's Hideaway, now most aptfully renamed Mog's Storeaway, mixed with leaflets where you can find printed.

"Please, no need to thank Us, it was all done with a smile in our mouths.
Your trulies,

Sagians

P.S. - Please convert to Sagianism or despair"

While this happened, on the whereabouts of the Mighty Sagian Fortress, one could hear grins and laughter around.

...

Last Edited : Monday, 20 June 2005 - 10:03

Strangely enough, the falling monoliths don't crush Mog's hideaway, but stack up in a perfect defensive shield around it!

"Thanks, Sage, you dork!" Mog exults. "Now I have a castle instead of just a mere hideaway."

Mog checks his comic book collection to be sure his rare and valuable Uncle Scrooge mint set is untouched, which it is. "Thank heavens! I must be blessed."

Offspring sais "yup, the only post I read there was ultimas, great post mate! I am part of the Mogicans! just make shorter posts pleease, Mmmm... Baked beans callin me name! gotta go fellow troopers!"

Gyne: "Mog... when exactly are we going enacting all the plans we ve been conjuring these last few days. I m iching to kill someone *spaces out, remembering all her fights with Rog in the past* ... Oh yeah... so when do we get to do something sides play with a cute little baby."

*Eugene gurgles in her lap happily. Gyne had never noticed before that she had any maternal instincts.. but somehow she knew how to hold him just right so that he stopped crying.*

Mog: "In due time my dear Gyne... In due time."

*Ultima comes in with a strange man thrown over his shoulder, looking at Gyne exaustedly*

Gyne: "...Odd" *she thinks to herself. "He s not in his weird dragony form anymore... wonder if this means we get to play strip poker again."

Max walks around, bored. Mog said that soon they would destroy the Sagians forever using their secret plans, but nothing has happened yet.

Looking around, he sees a sword lying on the ground. Maybe he should try practicing with it. But then he remeber's his mother's warning, "Don't play with that, you might hurt someone!". But on the other hand, nobody's around. What could possibly go wrong?

Max picks up the sword, and starts swinging it around. Hey, this is pretty easy. He swings it a bit too hard, and it goes flying out of his hands, and out the window. Shortly afterwards, he hears someone yell. Peeking out the window, he sees Ultima with a sword stuck in his arm, screaming curses and vowing revenge on whoever attacked him. Max hastily retreats and resolves to listen to his mother's advice from now on.