i'll join your side mog ...... i'll be your assassin ^_^


............................ evry ones level is higher then mine ............................ i like this game ....................... even though i'm a girl and girls are sopose to like make up ............................. i don't I hate make up .........................

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"I think we have a winner, folks! " Mog thinks. "If I get any more 'help' I may as well just give the kid to Michael Jackson for safekeeping."

He looks about for a large blunt heavy object but finds only Offspring. "That'll do" he mutters, and begins beating Offspring against the two large signs that have appeared in front of what he used to call his "Secret Hideaway", the one absolutely nobody doesn't seem to know the location of, it seems.

Offspring walks up to Mog and sais "Im sick of being a battering ram! Im going to join the sagians! Bye Bye to your secret hideaway! FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Mog organizes a parade with 76 trombones to take ol' Offspring over to Sage's Chicken Ranch.

"I hope you and the fowl humpateer get along!" Mog immediately runs back to his Hideaway and locks the door, possibly forever.

Gutterfly has been cleaning up the place, it seems. There are flower pots, doilies, antimaccassars, tea cozies and all manner of Martha Stewartesque knick knacks everywhere.

Gutterfly says "Look, Mog, I cleaned your freakin' dump up, threw out that "Mognog©" that was pukin' up the joint and even cleaned the straw you sleep on. I'm contemplating taking Eugene to Eugene, Oregon and telling you AND Sage to take a flying hump at the moon, so you better have something worthwhile to say, for once."

Mog remembers that Eugene had something important to show them. "Why don't we see what lil' Eugene has cooked up first?" He asks.

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....................................................... i don't understand whats going on but ok ................................................... i think i'm going to just go to Hwattas place ........ i'm not sure whos side to be on .................

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A creature from the past sneaks in under the cover of darkness and puts hot sauce in Mog's underwear.

- Darth Deleted Player strikes again!!!

ok now this is interesting...very interesting indeed...

ok now this is interesting...very interesting indeed...

Hi Req

bye mog *leves*

Mog and his brave band enter the Secret Mogratory to see what lil' Eugene (he's so smart) has cooked up.

The secret Mogratory is so hidden and secret that even crystal balls and cameras can't see into it, so the secret shall remain safe from prying eyes. This means that no one outside of Mog's Hideaway can POSSIBLY know about the secret invention, no way. No way whatsoever. Just won't happen. OK.

As they enter the room, a wierd light bathes them. An eerie sound plays over their ears. Mog says "Gyne, can you please turn off your Karaoke machine for a minute?" The lights and sounds cease. "Thank you, dear."

Eugene points to a tiny silvery bubble above the table. It floats just a few inches above the table, wavering slightly in the breeze.

"Look, Moggy Daddy! I built a bubblerizer!" He shouts.

"That is the best bubblerizer I ever saw, Eugene! Uh, just what does YOUR bubberlizer do, exactly?" Mog scratches his head and several small "Rog's" jump off, waving their pinchers angrily.

"Well, Moggy Daddy, these here bubblers will keep on growing and won't stop until I turn them off with this switch here." Eugene explains, showing a small gimmicked up TV remote control to Mog.

"Hmmmmmmmmm. I think that's great Eugene, have a cookie." Mog gives Eugene a healthy oatmeal cookie to eat. (Even Mog wouldn't give a baby a Mogtreat©! Them's is poison!)

"May I give it a try?" He asks. Eugene gladly hands the control to the nicest half man/half dog person he knows, that being Mog. "Thank you, Eugene, what do I do?" Eugene explains trat the "Bigger" switch will make the bubbler grow and the "Littler" switch will shrink it. The bubblers are apparently impermeable, shockproof, water resistant and have a stainless stell bezel. Wait, that is what it says on the back of Ultima's watch. The bubblers are just plain invulnerable.

Mog flips the "Bigger" switch and the bubbler begins to grow rapidly. It is now the size of a beachball, now as big as a cow....Mog quickly flips the "Bigger" switch off. The bubbler stays the size of a cow. Then Mog flips the "Littler" switch and the bubbler begins to shrink. When it as big as an aspirin, Mog flips it off.

"Oh, Eugene, what a fantastic invention! You are a very smart and good boy!" Mog says. Eugene flaps his tiny wings in happiness, never having had a compliment before. "Thank you, Moggy Daddy!" he crows. He is fit to bust with pride.

"May I borrow this gadget for a little while, Eugene?" Mog asks, and of course, Eugene is happy to have his hero, Mog, play with his toy because he is a very giving child.

Mog laughs. "I think I'll be having a bit o' fun with this wee invention." He takes the aspirin sized bubbler and the control and goes off to ponder just how to use this item in the most "useful" way. Eugene puts his goggles back over his eyes and begins working on some new invention involving deuterium and massive magnets.

as Eugene starts tinkering with the enormus magents a small thunk is heard.

As the baby Eugene explores what made that pecular noise he notices that a fly dressed in battle armor with a giant "S" engraved on the chest plate has been pulled to the magnet. It is of course the amazing suphafly.

p-fly: young one, may i inquire as to where the one they call "mog" is?

Just as p-fly begins a second sentence, baby Eugene pries the fly of the magnet and stuffs the fly in his mouth.

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Mog burps Eugene and a fly pops out of his mouth! Mog is so surprised he ALMOST drops Eugene on his head, which would make him just like his Daddy Gfly, who got dropped on his head numerous times growing up.

"What on earth! Eugene, you should know better than to eat a filthy...." Mog stops and realizes it is worse than he thought, it is almost cannibalism! "Eugene, I don't want you eating just anything, you know. Here, have a bowl of soup."

As Mog spoons a forkful of delicious soup into Eugene's gaping maw, he hears a tiny voice near his ear. It is the tiny fly speaking.

P-fly: well that was fun, but i have come here because i wish to join your cause, as you can see i am quite small and stealthy easily able to slip past any sagian guard.

"I have a mission for you then, Mr. Fly." Mog explains his idea to the fly quietly. "I want you to slip this little bubbler into Sage's food, I hear he "enjoys" duck." Mog hands over the tiny bubbler to the fly. "Go now, this will be a great blow for freedom, goodness and all that crap."

The fly takes the bubbler in his legs and flies off to do his best for Mog.

"Go with Mog, little one." Mog whispers.

Mog sees in the monitor camera over at Sage's flaming pink castle that Sage has wolfed down the duck dinner, including the little bubbler! He cackles "Hee hee, now for the real fun to begin!"

He gets out the remote control and savagely twists the dial to expand the bubbler!

...which he does...