Share your good or bad experiences in life in order to let us learn from them.
Example: Itīs better to play poker with old friends and a new deck then with new friends and an old deck.

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Never wrestle with pigs, you get dirty and they like it!

If someone offers you $1 for 50c, run away.

Two of the most expensive things in life are slow horses and fast ladies.

Hmmm...
Everything I ever needed to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains...

Work smart, not hard.
and
A family reunion is not a good place to find a date

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, keep it away from the sheep.

Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

...is one of the worst jokes ever devised

Don't ask questions.....

1) If you know the right answer, then you're wasting time.

2) If you don't know the right answer, then you don't know whether it's the right answer or not.

We all know that:
Sunny days tend to be hotter than less sunny days.
Not sunny nights tend to be cooler than sunny nights.

Therefore, Sunny = Hot

But do we know that:
Cloudy days tend to be cooler than less cloudy days.
Cloudy nights tend to be hotter than less cloudy nights.

Therefore, Cloudy = silly.

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Do not condemn obsessity, it has it's many merits.

1) Food scraps won't go to land fills
2) Replacement for finding a shady tree for shelter
3) Swimming pools can be filled with less water, depending on the number of obssess' in the pool
4) Sales people make more commission from selling larger vechiles, beds, furnature, etc. Hence they boost the economy.
5) I should be quiet now just incase I get eaten by anyone offended.....heheh

;^)

Take it easy.

LMAO at Bigamigo.
Up here in the north cloudy days are warmer than sunny days, at least in the winter.

Yes, BA has become obsessed. He must fulfill his goal... Anyone ever been a sheepherder? Or a breeder? Or is anyone just willing to lend a helping hand???

pu something stinks
change your underwear everyday
and never eat anything that died by itself

TR

Think you mean 'obeseity' (or something like that) Sliva

Don't eat anything that died of a horrible disease, either

Don`t die to fast

Here's a funny coincidence. CTD started calling me TR way back when I joined. Afterwards one night while browsing around the web I came across a biographical book about Theodore Roosevelt and the author is calling him TR but short for Theodore Rex.

For those who don't know my German shepherd is named Rex and his chest and shoulders always reminded me of a bull so that's how I came up with TaurusRex. Anyway Old Teddy Roosevelt had a favourite expression that went,

"Speak softly and carry a big stick".

Here's a couple that come from that old gang of mine.

"Pay as you go and you'll never owe" and "Money talks, nobody walks".

Here's a favourite of my Dad, "An honest days work for an honest dollar.

Aunt Martha's favourite was, "A stitch in time saves nine".

TR

Being ill is the worst possible occupation you can get. Itīs 24/7, lots of appointments and huge amounts of time spent in doctors waitingroom. And to top it of you have to pay for the privilege:-)

Good or bad experiences, or pithy phrases and tidbits of wisdom? We seem to have more of the latter, to which I will add:

"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong, and at the worst possible moment."

"Remember the Golden Rule - he who has the gold rules."

"Out, out, you demons of stupidity!!"

"The biggest difference between you and the guy in prison is that you haven't been caught yet."


Now, if we are looking for good/bad events in our lives, then I add:

I stood on the beach of the Pacific Ocean at midnight and marveled at how insignificant things really are in this life, yet how intertwined. This was a good thing, one of my "happy thoughts." Meant something to me, and every once in a while I close my eyes and go back there.

As for bad things, well, most I can't include here...legal reasons and such. <wink>

Drink little beer, feel funny.
Drink lots of beer, throw up.
Drink lots of beer constantly, get beer gut.
Drink a bit more....well, you won't last too long.....hmmm.....true story....a sad one too..... 8^(