TaurusRex Joined 14/06/2002 Posts : 3595
| Posted : Friday, 6 May 2005 - 15:15 An Ode to Repriman
With Repriman so very near, it's really not altogether clear why those befriended begin to smear mud upon a worthy peer; he no longer smiles but makes a sneer and asks, "when's the next train out of here?"
TR
Last Edited : Saturday, 7 May 2005 - 04:27 | Rog Ironfist Joined 8/04/2003 Posts : 1449
| Posted : Friday, 6 May 2005 - 16:50 One I, Two J, Three A, hear! IJA are full of fear One clan, two clan, more of the same Bunch of nitwits, rather lame
One date, Two date, they postpone Gather courage on a loan Hwatta even Bogo came Reinforcements for the tame
Now it seems that all is lost IJA has lost their spot Never will they victor’s be And so we say Goodbye to thee
Three I, Two J, One A, Come! IJA’s no longer fun Not Insane and nearly gone A shadow of a mighty clan
(Inspired by Eminem)
| | Sage Joined 8/11/2002 Posts : 1871
| Posted : Friday, 6 May 2005 - 16:53 if there's two things that should never be combined, it's politics and poetry.  | | TaurusRex Joined 14/06/2002 Posts : 3595
| Posted : Saturday, 7 May 2005 - 03:25 An Ode to Repriman
With Repriman so laissez-faire, there's nothing that can quite compare, to see one too many of a pair riding upon the old gray mare; but not a one should really care if one of them is not all there.
As he tempts a dare and tries to scare, the other pretends to be au contraire putting a flower in his hair; but when one dismounts try not to stare for on the ground their cloak both wear while on the mare is only air.
TR | | Demosthenes Joined 26/02/2005 Posts : 367
| Posted : Monday, 9 May 2005 - 15:12 Im gonna write some philosophy | | Sage Joined 8/11/2002 Posts : 1871
| Posted : Monday, 9 May 2005 - 21:13 Had to write something with a moral at the end. So here it is:
A Bicycle Built For Two
Jon and Alyson had been married for five weeks, and it had come time for that dreaded occurance that every couple knows is coming and, try as they might, are powerless to stop: their first fight as a married couple.
"What do you mean we're going to ride bicycles to work?" Alyson demanded.
"Sweetie…honey…" he started, trying to calm her down. "The mall is just up the road, and the library is just as close. We still don't know how our finances are doing, and it might be safe to just put off getting a car for now. You know, until we're secure. Besides," he added. "The exercise will do us good."
"I don't need exercise!" Alyson protested. "I don't want to ride a bicycle to work! This is America! We drive cars!"
"I didn't mean that. "Jon said, getting frustrated. "We can get a car, soon, just as soon as things are stabilized."
"When's that going to be? Huh? Tomorrow? You can't keep saying tomorrow, Jon!"
Raising his voice. "I never said tomorrow, you just made that up. I said soon."
"How soon is soon?"
"Maybe next year."
"Maybe?" she asked, her voice getting shrill.
"Ok," Jon said, now angry. "If you want a car so much, how would you propose we pay for it?"
"There are lots of ways! We're paying fifty dollars a month for cable, but we can't afford a car?"
"That's different," Jon protested. "We both like to watch the T.V…"
"I didn't even have cable growing up!" Alyson reminded him, shouting. "You just don’t want to miss your precious Family Guy."
Jon couldn't think of a response to this, so he just stood up and left the room, slamming the door loudly on his way out. He knew you weren't supposed to go to bed angry, but he figured that tonight he could chance it.
*** | | Sage Joined 8/11/2002 Posts : 1871
| Posted : Monday, 9 May 2005 - 21:14 Alyson woke up the next morning, still fuming at her husband. How was their marriage going to work out if he just unilaterally made decisions like this without consulting her? She got dressed and walked out of the bedroom. Jon had made her breakfast. He must feel sorry for last night. Good, she thought. He should. She wasn't ready to forgive him just yet, though. She sat down at the table, silent. "Good morning, honey." He said. She didn't reply. "Listen," he said. "I'm sorry about last night." "I'm sure you are." She allowed, taking a bite of her breakfast. She couldn't forgive him just yet. She wanted to be angry for a little while longer. "And I've been thinking." He said. Good, she thought. You should do that more often. "I suppose we can cancel the cable, if you want, and get a car." She smiled for the first time all morning, and then he continued. "But I'd like to ask you to try out the bicycle idea for one day, and if you don't like it, we scrap the bike and get a car." She laughed. Did he think that she'd love the exercise and want to keep the bike? Not a chance. "Ok," she said. "I'll try out the bike. For one day. But I'll tell you now, I'm not going to like it." He smiled. "It may surprise you." "Not likely." She said. Didn't he know her at all? They finished breakfast, and Jon stood up. "Lets go ride a bike." He said, sounding a little too excited. They walked outside, and Alyson was indeed surprised. Jon had gotten them, not two, ordinary bicycles, but instead one, two-person bicycle. "Climb on." He said with a grin. She climbed on, acting a little wary of the strange machine. He handed her a helmet. "Safety first!" he said, as he buckled the clasp on his own headgear. Alyson sat down comfortably on the bicycle seat and put her helmet on. "All ready?" Jon asked. She nodded. "Then let's go!" He started peddling, but she wasn’t ready yet, he feet still planted on the ground. "Wait!" she said, lifting her feet onto the pedals. The bicycle wobbled back and forth. "We're gonna fall!" she cried out. Jon laughed. "That's why we have helmets." Hearing that his wife wasn't laughing, he turned his head around. "Here, we just have to pedal at the same speed." She tried to adjust her pedaling to match his, but it was difficult. "I can't do it." she said. "Slow down!" "And be late to work?" he laughed again. "Just keep trying." She did, and began to catch on quickly. Soon they were riding in a straight line, wobble free, and Alyson found that she was really enjoying herself. With the wind whipping past her ears, she heard Jon say something and then laugh. She hadn't heard the joke, but she was feeling so delighted that she laughed along anyways. They pedaled faster, gaining speed as they soared down a hill. She started laughing for no reason, just from the joy of the experience, and Jon laughed along with her. As quickly as their ride had begun, it ended. "Here we are!" Jon said. Alyson looked and saw that they had arrived at the mall, where she worked. "I'll be here when you get off to pick you up." She got off the bike and removed her helmet. She leaned over and kissed her husband. "I guess we don't need a car after all." She said. Then she added. "Thanks." He smiled. "I thought you'd like it." He paused. "I'm sorry I yell--" She cut him off by putting her finger over his lips. "Ssh," she said. "I'd already forgotten." She gave him another kiss. "Bye, love. See you after work." "Bye." He said, and started pedaling off towards the public library. As she turned and walked into the mall, she felt at peace with things. She felt like everything was going to work out ok. Not just the issue of the car…no. Her worries about their marriage were gone. Sure, they would wobble and there would be rough spots. But they would work through them together; they'd always be there for each other. Marriage, she reflected, was like a bicycle built for two. Last Edited : Tuesday, 10 May 2005 - 05:57 | TaurusRex Joined 14/06/2002 Posts : 3595
| Posted : Tuesday, 10 May 2005 - 00:32 An Ode to the Rain
One night it was raining "cats and dogs" and the streets were flooded ankle deep. A guy's wife caught a ride with her boss while "hubby" began to sneeze and weep.
It was getting late and getting quite dark So the guy couldn't wait to be warm and dry. He made the mistake to go home through the park where he saw a girl embrace with a guy.
Finally at home he was warm and dry but to his despair his wife was not there So he thought of the girl with another guy and although he knew all he did not care.
TR
Last Edited : Tuesday, 10 May 2005 - 18:22 | Demosthenes Joined 26/02/2005 Posts : 367
| Posted : Wednesday, 11 May 2005 - 15:09 It is human to despair, and also hope. Even the greatest of triumphs are overshadowed or tainted by minor failures, and great horrors can only be consoled to a minor degree by moments of great happiness. In this way, life is futile, but out of futility comes strength, and out of strength comes vision. Vision for a new time, and new lives, but also new despair, death and futility. Life is a cycle, which repeats itself, between despair and happiness. A happy man is a man who has realized and understood this truth, and brought this into focus in his life. Those who live for the moment are caught within the cycle, and cannot see to the other site. In times of great happiness, one cannot see that he is destined to have grief, and at times of great pain, one cannot see that life will move on and become better. It takes either great intellect or age to understand this truth, and truly believe it. One can read what I have written, but still not understand it until it is truly been implemented in their life.
~~Demosthenes~~ | | TaurusRex Joined 14/06/2002 Posts : 3595
| Posted : Wednesday, 11 May 2005 - 19:22 An Ode to Life
Life can be good and life can be sad so live for today and learn from the bad.
Enjoy a good show and a good cup of "joe" ... laugh with your friends and take love to go
for when you get old, tired, hungry and cold, warmth can be had unless it's been sold.
Learn how to hold the things that you need ... things that stay put like a home with a deed.
A fridge full of food and a warm cozy bed will help you forget dumb things in your head.
Give Spot a good hug ... feed the fish and the bird; keep your mind clean and sharp and keep it well learned.
Then one day God willing, if your luck has been good, you'll be able to care for the charge under your hood.
TaurusRex Last Edited : Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 00:39 | Gyne Joined 2/07/2004 Posts : 289
| Posted : Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 21:06 .... *sighs* .. I found my poetry book...
... so many memories. .. ..
Gyne: age fourteen
Windows of teh soul
Each and every person has there own. These little guys are not alone. There are two of them as you can see. I have my own. They belong to me. Tinted all the colors of the earth. Different each time for each different birth. The one window that tells not lies. You're window to your soul. You're eyes.
| | Gyne Joined 2/07/2004 Posts : 289
| Posted : Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 21:27 This is er... when I heh.. changed..
Gyne: age fifteen
Untitled
Peace exists. It IS there. some say, Where? It persists. Can't help but find all. Giving them their peaceful wall. its there even in the prison cell, as they enter the gates of hell.
| | Gyne Joined 2/07/2004 Posts : 289
| Posted : Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 21:38 ...
Gyne: age sixteen
Untitled
In the Quiet Darkness of the night, You can hear the children's fright. As they walk forgotten roads, As they burden heavy loads.
The hope I thought was there, Now lies in despair.
Every Troubled heart now sees The hopelessness of misery. When you cannot be redeeemed The worst is worse then what it seemed.
The hope I thought was there, Now lies in despair.
When they found out they were lost, Found out what had been the cause. They filled out their life time sheet. It was no use, it was defeat.
I lie in despair. There's no one to care.
... ps .. this was written as a song.. | | pmnsuphafly Joined 21/06/2004 Posts : 157
| Posted : Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 21:50 I man am regal a russian am i never odd or even if i had a hi-fi madam im adam too hot to hoot no lemons, no melons too bad i hid a boot was it a car or a kid i hit?
rise to vote sir do geeks see god? wont lover revolt now need large safe car may a moody baby doom a yam?
satan sees natalia no devil lived on lonely tylenol not a banana baton no x in nixon o gerinimo no minor ego a toyota's a toyota
nurse i spy nazis run! senile felines now i see bees i wun oozy rat in a sanitary zoo god a red nugget! a fat egg under a hog! it is do or do not there is no try
very confusing yes, dont try to understand it will just hurt you | |
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