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Rog finally wakes up, five hours later with a 'slight' hangover... he staggers to the bathroom to wash his face but suddenly he is not sure if he's awake or not. In his fist he discovers a clump of Mog fur and a few threads of a purple thread.

Rog thinks 'Now, where the heck this came from? WAS I only dreaming? God... throttling Mog seemed so real... and it felt so good... almost as good as pinching Gyne's bottom... ahh well...'

and Rog washes the Mog fur into the sink where it disappears without a trace.

'Now is the right time for a wee bit of breakfast' he concludes 'where is that wench Gutterfly to fix me some grub?'

Rog walks over to the kitchen and forgets all notions of food. Gutterfly stands there in red stilettos, black fish-net stockings, a tiny fuchsia mini-skirt, leopard spotted strapless shirt, football shoulder pads and a large blonde wig shaped like a bee-hive.

Rog sputters: "Gee Gfly... why on earth are you wearing this? Did Sage allow you to dress like that?"

Gfly: "Well,... actually he told me it might lure Ultima Bahamut and cause him to transform back into a human in mid-flight!... and besides..." proclaims Gfly in a hurt tone "...this IS my best outfit! Don't you like it?"

Rog musters all his courage and lying capabilities: "SURE Gfly dear. You look absolutely lovely... I'm sure Ultima will be smitten... he'll feel like a whole herd of wild elephant has just trampled all over him..."

Gfly *unsure*: "...and that's good right?!"

Rog nods enthusiastically and is immediately sorry as his hangover headache hits him again. "Lets have something to eat then..."

Last Edited : Tuesday, 21 June 2005 - 01:25

Rog looks a little more carefully at the "Mog Fur" and then at his half nude crotchal area and decides that beer and porn are a poor mix.

Meanwhile, Mog is really beginning to wish there were more ACTUAL females in this game...

Last Edited : Tuesday, 21 June 2005 - 04:55

*Gyne pats poor Mog on the head, as she rubs her own lower end. Phantom pains from very a feeling like a pinch haunted her all night*

*Daydreams about all the times she has played strip poker with Ultima lately*

..."How does he always manage to win?"

*shivers*

Mog's letter to Gutterfly:

Dear Gutterfly,
Eugene misses you but I can't return him to the clutches of the evil Sage! Eugene pines for you, as do I. What it is about you that drives everybody crazy, I don't know, it's a certain indefinable something, not the fishnet stockings or the wig, the wonder bra or the non-crotch panties, either. Anyway, I hereby extend an invitation to you to come visit Eugene, and stay at my secret hideaway if Sage decides you are "unfaithful". We will have a great time, eating only the finest Mogtreats, drinking MogGrog© and playing the Allman Brothers 'til midnight. Please say you will! Don't tell Sage, though, he is one crazy, jealous guy. Eugene says "Gfly daddy, please bring my computer". Ha ha! what a little genius he is!

If I don't hear back from you I will be forced to start the Mog-Gaine treatments on him, however.

Yours,
Mog

Nobodys home rushes in wearing a night black dress * comes in with knife and grabes sage and presses knife agantes his neck * " i'm really sorry about this sage but mog whanted me to make sure you didn't prevent him from keeping the babe"



note : I am an actual girl ^_^ ........ and proud of it

Last Edited : Wednesday, 22 June 2005 - 09:57

*Rog wonders when Mog is going to stop sending in waves of cannon fodder into the battle... shameless and rather in-effective tactics! Pooooiiiiyyyyeeee*

*Sage knocks nobodys unconcious with a quick karate chop and turns back to Gutterfly as if nothing had happened*

Sage: What are we going to do?

Gutterfly: I...I don't know...

Sage: We can't let Mog give Eugene Mog-Gaine! He'll get all hairy!

Gutterfly: Don't you think I know that, Sage? Don't you think that's OBVIOUS? Can I just make a decision without you breathing down my neck FOR ONCE?

Sage: *shrinking back* Sorry...

Gutterfly: *rubbing his forehead* No...no...I'm sorry. I shouldn't snap at you. I--

*A lightbulb goes off over Gutterfly's head*

Rog: Oh...sorry. I was just looking for some beer.

*Rog grabs his beer and leaves the room, switching off the light as he leaves*

Gutterfly: I have a GREAT idea!

Sage: *anxiously* What?

Gutterfly: *with a sly grin* You'll see

nobodys home *wakes up after 10 mins and finds herself chaind to a chair* " let me go sage "

*packs nobody's home up in a crate and sends her back to Mog's*

*breaks out of crate and runs back to sage and jumps on him in an atempt to assassinat him*

*dodges skillfully*

Sage: Mog, control your minions!

*continyus slashing at sage trying to bring him down*

This really isn't that kind of thread. It you want to participate, try to match your style to other people in the thread and write out an RPG-like story. Something like this:

*Nobodys Home wakes up after 10 mins and finds herself chained to a chair*

Nobodys Home: Let me go, Sage!

Sage: Very well...

*Sage packs nobody's home into a crate and addresses the box "Mog's Hideaway*

Nobodys Home: You won't be rid of me that easily!

*Nobodys breaks out of the box and dives at Sage, knife held high, ready to strike, but Sage dodges skillyfully.

Sage: Mog! Control your minions!

Nobodys Home: I'm no minion! *leaps at Sage again*

*Sage clubs her over the head with a frying pan. Rog enters the room*

Sage: Rog! Take this minion back to Mog's Hideaway, and from now on, lock the f'n doors after you go outside to pee. If you're too good for our toilets, at least be careful about it.

Rog: Toilets aren't how nature intended.

Sage: Right...just get rid of her.

Last Edited : Wednesday, 22 June 2005 - 12:04

ok ..................

nobodys home *kicks rog away* " i'm not leaving until my orders are carried out" *lunges at sage again this time with a sword in one hand and knife in the other*

is that better?

Last Edited : Wednesday, 22 June 2005 - 12:25

Sage: I don't think you understand. You're unconcious.

*smacks Nobodys again with the frying pan*

Sage: You're going back to Mogs now, and not coming back until he gives you REAL orders. *sticks his tongue out * And you really should do a full scene, rather than just one action.

is unconshes so she can't anser

Gutterfly rides to Mog's vile hideaway on his mighty steed, Cooky the Camel.

"Sure is a nice day for ride, isn't it, Cooky?"

Cooky looks back and seems to realize that he has someone riding on his back for the first time. His eyes grow wide with fright and he takes off at full speed.

"Oh, Cooky, you're so damn crazy."

"GRAAAAAAAA!!"

Cooky, in his uncontrollable fear, runs straight into the walls of Mog's hideout, consequently killing himself and ending his own misery.

Gutterfly dismounts, and ties Cooky to a nearby tree. Gutterfly turns and walks toward the entrance, as a vulture settles near Cooky. Gutterfly sighes, fixes his hair, adds some last minute make-up, straightens his dress, farts, and then knocks on the door.

Gyne answers the door, half naked. Gutterfly blushes, and turns away.

"Ah, so you've come, we knew you would. Sorry about the clothes, we've been playing strip poker again."

Gyne leads Gutterfly into Mog's main hall, where he finds Mog and all of his minions naked, lounging about in their own filth.

"Awwww, why hello there honey pie! Come come, and sit down here next to your new lover."

Gutterfly makes his way carefully to Mog, avoiding the filth, and looking at Mog's lower extremities.

"Where is he?"

Mog snaps his fingers, and Eugene is brought out to Gutterfly, who takes him into his arms like he'll never let him go. Eugene gurgles happily, and spits up lovingly. Gutterfly hugs him tightly, and then reaches into his pocket , and produces a little bag.

"And I have something for you Moggy poo!"

"Awwww, you're so sweet...and so damn hot. What is it?"

"CRAZY PURPLE KNOCK-OUT GAS!"

Gutterfly throws the bag down, which bursts open and lets loose a terrible gas that soon spreads out throughout the whole room, knocking everyone out, including Gutterfly. Unfortunately, he did not take into account that he would also be under the influence of the gas, and his plan sucked.

Nobodys home *wakes up and sences that mog needed help and ran off to moggs hidaway*

Mog slowly comes to, groggy and sort of wet feeling.

"Ewwwww! Nobody's Home! Get off me!" He pushes the inert , stinky wet body off him and looks around.

Mog is beginning to realize that everybody he's met recently is about on a par intellectually with a sand flea. He despairs of keeping Eugene safe....

"Oh no! Eugene! Eugene! " he cries, waking Gutterfly.

"What? Whazzzup?" Gutterfly moans. Eugene is nowhere to be seen. "Oh no! I killed my baby!" Gutterfly screams, waking up the rest of the pack of retards.

Just then, Eugene flies into the room, drooling and pooping to beat the proverbial band.

"Gfly daddy! Moggy daddy! Come and see what I made!"
Eugene exults, obviously bursting with pride.

"What, another giant pile?" Mog mutters. "Hey, Nobody's Home, I have a mission for you. I want you to go scout around and see if any new buildings have been built around here lately. Don't come back until something happens, though, then I'll have something else for you to do."

Nobody's Home piles on a thick layer of pancake makeup, salutes, and hustles off to see what she can see.

Mog and Gfly, as well as the pack, follow after Eugene into the secret Mogratory where super secret inventions are just day to day occurances.

"I wonder what the lil' guy has made? An ashtray? A lanyard?" Mog ponders....