nobodys home " your the most stoborn person i've ever met this is the diary you twit Hwatta camoflaged it so it would look like bark" *opens diary and turns it to page that held hwattas plot and shoved it to Ghengis's face*

Max, stuck in the log, watches the scene nearby with silent amusement. He sees nobodys home showing Gengis Hwatta's "diary" when in fact all she realy has is his shopping list, which Hwatta had cleverly camoflouged in the tree. He sees them go off, still arguing, and eventually he cannot hear them anymore. He then opens the real diary, and turns it to the page labelled "My secret plan to take over the world". He reads with growing horror at the diabolicleness of the plot. "I've got to warn Mog and all the others", he thinks. But unfortunately, he is still trapped in the tree. If only he could reach his utility belt! He struggles to reach it, until finally, he grasps a small butterknife! He then begins to cut open the tree trunk with the tiny blade, hoping he'll get out in time to warn everyone else.

Ghengis " this is his shoping list you paranoid freak " *he yelld at nobodys home*

nobodys home " but i swear it was his diary ......."

Ghengis" SHUT UP! ........... stop talking about my best friend like that, it's rog not hwatta" *shoves nobodys home to the ground and storms off*


nobodys home *gets up and wanders alone hoping to find someone that would belive her........ she then comes across max who was still trying to cut the tree with his butter knife* " Do you need help?" *she askt trying not to laugh at maxes feble attempt to free himself*

max" i guess"

nobodys home *reaches into her pocket and takes out lightsaber and slices the tree . carfull not to hit maxs*

Last Edited : Monday, 4 July 2005 - 08:23

Meanwhile back at the Fuschia fortress the fire is now under control. As the Rog puts out the last of the flames, and Sage and Iznogood slowly stop dancing.

Sage: all that fire fighting has made me extremely hungry.
Iznogood, come with me and help me pick out my dinner.

So sage and iznogood quickly rush off to the fortress store house in hopes that the blaze has not burnt the food.
as they reach the store room they are relieved to see that nothing was damaged.

Sage: ok, take my order. i want to start off with a nice salad, then a square of jello. then i want a dodo egg cooked over easy. then i need you to find a nice juicy duck. and bring it all up to my room with the latest issue of "seventeen".

later on with sage up in his room doing god knows what, Iznogood comes in with the dinner

Iznogood: ok well it took some time, but we found the last to dodo birds in exitance and took their egg. Enjoy.

As sage begins to eat his salad, p-fly silently flies in the window, lodges baby Eugene's invention into sage's duck and swiftly flies out the window again.

GET THAT **** AWAY FROM ME YOU SPIDERS EVERYWHERE SPIDERZzzzzzzz

Military powers status:

Sage’s (hugely depleted) Revolutionaries
_____iznogoud
_____Rog Ironfist
_____trainer12345




Mog’s Dastardly weasels
_____Ultima
_____Gyne
_____Maximillian
_____Offspring
_____pmnsuphafly
_____Demosthenes




Hwatta’s UN ninnies
_____Hankyspanky
_____nobodyshome
_____PoD
_____Tyler




Loose cannons = unreliable weirdoes
_____Ghengis
_____Gutterfly
_____Eugene





…bring it on…

i don't get what that is sopose to mean rog but ok.................................. i think rog should be under the unrelable werdoes on the account that hes causing mischeft evry where he goes

Last Edited : Thursday, 30 June 2005 - 07:33

As told in the thread concerning Mog's hideaway, Mog has started to expand the silver bubbler that Sage ate with his "duck a la hump."

At first, Sage doesn't notice anything more than the usual bloated feeling after eating three times as much as a Sumo wrestler's dinner. He pats his tummy and murmurs "Quiet down, you should be happy with that duck!" But then, he feels an extremely strong bloat and runs outside to "relieve his vapors."

Mog twists the dial even further and Sage is about ready to pop. Sage screams "Stab me! Stab me!" and Rog Ironfist runs out and sticks a sword into his brain.
Sage of course is not injured by this attack on the emptiest area of his body. However, he is now beginning to look like a holiday parade figure of himself and floats off the ground. Mog continues to add power to the remote control and Sage gently floats off, gaining altitude as he drifts, screaming and peeing.

"I knew Eugene's idea was going to be useful!" Mog triumphantly crows. "I guess we've seen the last of that fruit loop!"

Mog relaxes back and calls to Gutterfly. "Say Gfly, could you take a quick look out the window and see if that isn't your pal Sage floating off into the clouds over there?"

...and...

nobodys home(looks at the sky and sees sage flying through the sky in the big bubble and starts laughing)

maxs ( runs of with the diary while i'm destrackted)

Sage floats into the sun and is consumed by radiation and heat.

Mog dies laughing.

Gutterfly takes Eugene and moves to Oregon, where little Eugene can be among his kind...freaks. Of course, Gutterfly falls in love with the first wiseass he meets and pops out a string of mutated flying babies for many years, until the woods of Oregon have nearly as many "flying" people as there are "high" people.

Rog Ironfist is lost at sea with only a copy of the Des Moines Register newspaper, from October 14th, 1954.
He eventually is rescued, then put back out to sea by his rescuers.

Nobody's Home goes on to become the nation's Poet Laureate, but not until she collects her third Nobel Peace Prize. One for Physics, one for Chemistry and one for "The hell of it."

Pmnsuphafly is recruited into Al-Queda but can't figure out how to set off his bomb until he wanders drunk into a minefield in Uzbekistan one evening.

Gyne is now working as a stripper on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, California, USA. She never actually takes off her clothes so she is rather low paid and has to live with Ultima Bahamut in his incarnation as a dragon. He forgot how to change back to his human form when he saw something Sage did to an Emu.

Iznogoud, Maximillian, HankySpanky and Trainer12345 start a band named "SnotFair" and become a mega hit in Indonesia. They all retire to the island of Wazzup in the Indian Ocean and live to ripe and smelly old ages.

Offspring, Demosthenes, Tyler and the Princess of Darkness start a commune with the idea that they will fleece unsuspecting tourists with replica "Mog vs Sage" statues made from cow flop and shellaced to a nice shiny glow.

Hwatta's shoddily built tower finally falls in on itself, crushing everyone inside. That includes only Hwatta, however. What a relief! And rather poignantly ironic as symbolic of a house of cards, as well.

Thank you all for being just exactly who you are and goodnight.