Posted on a signpost outside the Fuschia Fortress and Mog's Hideaway...as well as other location throughout the realms:

NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE

All ye concerned members of the WoL community,

Due to recent events, the realms are on the verge of war. Although that is not unusual in itself here in WoLland, this one could be serious and could decide the fate of the innocent Eugene. A special council is being held at Hwatta's Tower for any persons who are not sure which side to take. Food, beverages, and dessert will be served!

Join us for good food (safe food), conversation, and possibly one heck of a fight!!!
Cheers,
H.

*a sticker is added beneath the wording*

"Also, we will hold a celebration of Princess of Darkness' Two Year Anniversary! Congratulations Princess!!!"

Last Edited : Wednesday, 22 June 2005 - 23:37

Ghengis: Safe food, party for princess! It couldn't hurt to hear what he has to say.

Ghengis starts to head for Hwatta's tower, unfortunately he trips hitting his head and passing out.

Sage seeing the sign and Ghengis lying unconcious thinks "hmm I see an opportunity hear. But I better move this sign first"

Sage sneaks over and sets the sign next to the one in front of Mog's fortress and heads back to his base. By the time he gets there Ghengis has recovered but has forgotten about the sign. Sage curses under his breath "damn so much for tonights activities" then looking at Ghengis he says "are you all right?"

Ghengis "No, I had a nightmare that you were on Cable screwing a duck and chicken." Sage's face starts to match the color of his fortress, "Then I dreamt that Hwatta was offering free beer and pizza and throwing a party for princess."

Sage thinks "boy am I glad I moved that sign" then says "well dreams aren't going to help us, lets go back inside and make some plans."

At this point Nobodys Home exits Mogs base and sees the signs. She looks at them and starts to think, after a half hour she sees the signs again and starts thinking, this goes on for several hours before her brain finally says "No there not buildings so Mog doesn't want to hear about them." She continues her search for new buildings, you guessed it, she spotts the signs and starts thinking again

nobodys home thinks to herself a little more " sage must have moved the signs .......................... *starts yelling* " MOG WHERE ARE YOU I'M LOST GET YOUR BUT OVER HERE AND HELP ME!" ........................... *after awhile of walking i finaly slam myself into the Wall of hwattas headcorters ............... knocking myself out



i have such bad luck lol

Last Edited : Thursday, 23 June 2005 - 11:01

Rog decides that Hwatta entering the fray like some Koffee Annan type entity annoys him to no end, so he gets ready for action...

*That gimp Hwatta... too fearful to join one of the sides so he sits on the bench with the food, drinks and girls having fun?! I'll show him* Rog thinks...

Rog goes to the Sagian laboratory and prepares one of Sage's most famous stink bombs. The little elixir is placed in a small vial and Rog sneaks off to Hwatta's tower. He meets hankyspanky outside the tower;

hanky: Hi Rog. What are you doing here? I thought you were fighting with Sage?!

Rog: Yeah I was but Sage kicked me out for being lazy, so I decided to join Hwatta and you lot.... because that's what you, I, WE all do best... being lazy and getting fat

hanky: Ohh, I'm sure Hwatta will be delighted. Come in, come in. I'm sure he won't mind. *and hanky opens the doors wide for Rog who saunters in*

*Inside Rog meets PoD and Tyler who are dancing a slow dance and in between greeting them, slipping the little vial in Tyler's back pocket and kissing PoD, he whispers in Tyler's ear "I think PoD has a crush on you Tyler... you might get lucky tonight..." Rog winks to Tyler who blushes and tightens his grip on the surprised PoD.

Before Hwatta gets too chatty Rog goes back out and disappears into the woods, leaving hanky drunk at his guard post... as usual...

Inside Hwatta's tower, Tyler gets cheekier by the minute with PoD. He tries to move his embracing arms lower which PoD corrects quickly and finally he tries nibbling her ear. PoD takes one step back and smacks Tyler 'WHAMP' on his forehead. Tyler staggers back and falls back smashing the vial in his back pocket.

The most unsavoury aroma of rotting eggs, sulphur, decomposing skunk's body and Mog's furry armpit on a hot day spreads through the room. Nobodyshome faints , PoD pinches her nostrils shut and flees the room, tripping over hanky's sleeping form at the door, Hwatta chokes and pukes all over the pizza and the room smells like Satan's bottom.

In the forest Rog watches happily as all the occupants flee the tower in disgust and quietly laughs ... that was a good mission... one that even our hated enemy, Mog the Evil One would approve off. MUWHAHAHAHA....

*Rog slips away*

wakes up after a while and looks around trying to find out what happend and finds the stink bomb stuck between two floor bords .. she rushes to hwatta and trys to wake him up so she could tell him what happend


hwatta wakes up and sends me to find out who did it and at the same time try to get the guess back


" you will die " i whisper softly hoping the person who planted the stink bomb would here

Last Edited : Friday, 24 June 2005 - 13:27

One of Hwatta's fastest scouts rides up to NH and stops rapidly. "Lady NH, here is a package for you from the council at Hwatta's Tower. They asked me to deliver it personally to you at this location where the Wizard pinpointed our meeting."

*NH takes the package and opens it*

Inside she finds a magic map with the exact location of Rog Ironfist marked by a moving "X". She sees exactly where he is headed. A note that says, "Best of luck on your mission. H." And, a bottle with some syruppy liquid in it...NH instantly recognizes the potion and knows exactly what to do with it.

--The game is afoot!--

Nobodys home smiles " now all i have to do is throw this potion on rog and he will spread an very contagest illness that will make evry one he touches whant to see hwatta as their ruler and the whole world will know peace at last "

*runs to catch Rog * " rog i have something for you "

*rug stops running* "what?"

nobodys home *throws potion at rog*

rog *is to sleepy from the side effecs of the potion to do anything let alone catch nobodys home who was now skiping happly to hwattas place*

Rog staggers to his knees but collapses again… that strange concoction that nobodyshome threw at him had a pleasant smell, but it made his knees go all weak. Rog's mind seems foggy as well… 'what is he doing here? Why is he crawling on all fours in the middle of the forest? Wow, what a beautiful ant…' and Rog forgets for a few more happy minutes the cares of the raging wars and follows a tiny little ant as it struggles across the forest floor.

Eventually Rog follows the little ant to her anthill… there are millions of ants milling about,… when the little foraging ant Rog was following arrives home to discover it is under attack by savage slaving fire ants. Rog passes his hand over the millions of ants fighting and within a few short seconds, all fighting stops and gazillions of antennae wave in the air tasting the spreading illness emanating from Rog's hand. All the ants cease their fighting and turn as one to the south-east towards Hwatta's tower. Each and every ant feels an urgent need to see Hwatta and proclaim him as ruler of the world.

Rog scratches his head bewildered and keeps crawling forward. There's a little hole in the ground and some g*d-awful smells come from within. Rog taps at the entrance and a few seconds later, three tiny skunk faces appear… it's a skunk family's home… the entrance to their little skunk city. Rog pulls a batch of Mog©treats he stole and offers them to the skunks. The skunks sniff at the Mog©treats, reject them without a second thought but fall as well, under the illness nobodyshome infected Rog with. Some 30 skunks eventually emerge from the hole and scamper across the forest floor towards Hwattas tower.

Rog's meandering stagger through the forest passes through two wasp nests, a roost of some two hundred crows, five more anthills and two clusters of rouge possums that escaped Mog's clinical trials. All the animals hurry towards Hwatta's tower eager to cuddle with him… The disease is spread wide and eventually spent from Rog's system. Rog falls asleep exhausted and dreams of woodland nymphs molesting him in a most entertaining manner…

Last Edited : Sunday, 26 June 2005 - 02:59

Nobodys home *reaches hwattas fort* " i did it soon will have evryone and evrything here to claim you as ruler ............................. you might whant to make this place bigger"

In Mog’s secret hideout hysterical laughter sounds… it goes on and on and doesn’t abate…

Mog, Max, Ultima and Gyne are sitting in front of a large TV screen watching the going-ons in Hwatta’s Tower. Max and Gyne have tears rolling down their cheeks and Mog seems ready to enter a hyperventilation state from laughing too hard.

Mog: “Sage is a miserable gimp and Rog is not worth mentioning, but I think I’ll send them a congratulatory keg of my finest Mog©nog for this latest act… huhuhu… hahaha… my sides ache… look at this…” *Mog points at the screen, they all dry their tears and watch… they immediately start laughing again…

In Hwatta’s Tower the scene is so chaotic and it takes a few minutes to understand what’s going on…

At the base of one round tower PoD and Tyler are standing back to back, surrounded by some 20 possums. The possums all stand on their hind legs baring their teeth at their two captives and prevent them from going anywhere. PoD whimpers “Save us Tyler… I hate possums… look at this one there, he’s gonna jump at me… Aaiiiyyyeeeee…” Tyler and several possums cover their ears from PoD’s shrike.

At the main lobby nobodyshome runs around with two whole nest worth of wasps chase her. She has a large iron kettle on her head to protect her from the stings but she keeps bumping into the walls. ‘BANG… CLANG… “OUCH… HEEEEELLLPPP… HWATTA… save me…” CLANG!’ the crows are flying everywhere knocking things down and send hundreds of feathers through the air.

Hwatta himself is barricaded behind two armchairs and the whole skunk colony tries to jump over the furniture to cuddle with him. The room smells unbelievably bad… worse than a dead mackerel’s insides… the skunks are so excited by Hwatta’s presence they spray their noxious fumes everywhere, hump each other and run in great circles around the room. A couple of them even managed to sink their teeth into Hwatta’s trouser leg and won’t let go.



In Mog’s tower, the leader says “I start feeling sorry for poor Hwatta… this is too much… maybe it’ll be a good opportunity to recruit Hwatta and his group to my own cause… hmmm?...” Mog thinks about this and orders Ultima… “Go forth Ultima and… first find me a cure for speaking like a plebe… then I’ll go help Hwatta…we need…”

nobodys home *takes off kettle and catches all wasps and makes it so they can't sting then goes and helps tyler and p o d my teaching the possims how to ackt civalised, then sergicly removed the skunks their smell sac thing and makes it so they don't smell bad ............... then clips the crows wings so that they couldn't fly and cause so much troble*

The confusion at Sage's Fortress is profound as the scene above apparently unfolds at Hwatta's Tower. Perhaps now is the time for the Mogites to strike? Or perhaps not??? Only time will tell.

NH's activities have had a huge impact on the battle and surely deserve a hug or two for her efforts.

nobodys home *smiles* " glade i could help"

{Ghengis heads outside the tower. He feels certain he is right, but it will take time to find proof against Rog. However Sage and Mog could start fighting any day now. Then he sees the damn at the upper end of the valley. "hmm a flood might just do the trick" ghengis thinks. He looks at the fuschia fortress and sees it is on high ground. Mogs new Monolith kennel is on low ground but the monoliths are large enough and packed tightly together so that should be ok and Hwatt's tower is on high ground. So he gets some explosives and heads for the damn. After a couple of hours he finally has the explosives set. As he triggers the explosion he notices that the cliffs come closer together but there is nothing to prevent the water from flowing out the other end. He swears but it is too late now, there is nothing to do but sit back and enjoy the show.

The damn burst and thousands of gallons of water come flowing out and down the valley. The force is so strong that it is ripping up the trees and pushing boulders. Birds take flight and ghengis thinks "I never thought about the animals. Well on the way back I'll have to see if I can't find some venison. No sense letting it goto waste.}

Mean while at monlith kennel!

Gutter: Mog you know I love you, but if you want me to get close you are going to have to take a bath!

Mog: but Gut I've already had a bath this year.

Gutter: MOG! what did I tell you when we were dating?

Mog: {tail between his legs} Yes gut I'll go bathe right away. {As Mog goes to bathe he thinks "no wander I let sage have him" but no sooner does that thought cross his mind than another one replaces it "NO, SAGE THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING STOLE HER". Mog gets his towel and the shampoo that makes his hair smell like daisies and heads for the river.}

'edit to add no animals were hurt in the creation of this scene.'

Last Edited : Monday, 27 June 2005 - 00:46

nobodys home *goes surfing on the huge wave of water Ghengis made*

"Hmm..."Max thinks "Hwatta says he's neutral, but I don't know if he's telling the truth. If he and Sage join in an unholy alliance, then the Mogites would be overwhelmed by the combined forces!"

Max decideds that to prevent that, Hwatta must be put out of the picture. He resolves to pre-emptively strike against him, and cripple his forces early on. Looking around for some way of attacking him, Max sees a hornet's nest. Donning a protective suit, he grabs the nest, knocks on it a few times, then goes and lobs it into Hwatta's window. Soon the air is filled with screams of those inside, but Max isn't finished. He picks up a smoke bomb, and throws that in as well. Now black smoke starts to come from the tower as well. Finally, Max spraypaints "HWATTA GO HOME!" on the side of the tower, and then rushes back to the Hideaway to see the chaos he has caused on the hidden camera.

Last Edited : Monday, 27 June 2005 - 11:32

{The scene so far...
Mog is heading for the river to take a bath, Maximillian is heading back to the monolith kennel after confusing The Fuschia fortress for Hwatta's base, and Nobody's home is rushing out to try and surf the oncoming wave of water trees and boulders. She is forgetting that 1. she doesn't know how to surf, 2. she doesn't have a surf board, and 3. she was supposed to be delivering the proof of Hwatta's evil.

Mog hears a strange noise and looking north sees a wall of death headed his way. Screaming he turns and runs away from it but is to slow and the water over takes him. As he is about to go under a giant claw from above pulls him out of the water.}

UB: Do you know you scream like a girl?
Mog: I told G-fly I would take a bath, there was no reason to do that.

{Noboy's home climbs to the top of a pine tree. As it is pulled from the ground she jumps to another tree at the top of the wave. She sees someone struggling in the wave and reaching down pulls Max out of the water. Unfortunately she falls off the tree in the process losing everything accept her wits (she had already lost those). Remembering a show on the discovery channel she dives down and trys to swim against the current. When she comes to the surface the water in the area has clamed down and she climbs onto a floating tree in terror of the ordeal. She clings to the tree not even realizing she has no clothes on any more.

Mean while UB is circling monolith kennel in preparation to landing when he catches a wiff of the drenched Mog. This has a bad effect as UB suddenly transforms into a man.}

UB: IIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mog: {Smiling} You know you scream like a girl to!

{Gyne having come outside to see what was happening sees UB and Mog falling and does the only thing she can think of}

Gyne: I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES!

{Instantly UB transforms back into a dragon and spreads his wings swooping back into the sky. He does a diving run near monolith kennel and drops Mog in the water outside. Then he slowly circles and lands. He thanks Gyne and they go to fish Mog out of the water only to find he is no covered in lather from his shampoo and smells like daisies.

Ghengis watches as the trees and boulders block the narrow end of the valley creating a new damn.}

Ghengis: Ah just like I planned. That ought to keep them from warring for a while.

{The water is about 5 feet deep in the low sections of the valley. He heads back to Hwatta's tower spying a scrawny dear on a log in the water. As he gets closer he realizes it is Noby's home with out any clothes on. She seems to be trembling in fear.}

Ghengis: The water isn't that deep. Here put this on before you look like a lobster. Or worse yet Sage or Mog sees you, they'll take that as an invitation.

NH: {taking the shirt and putting it on} Ghengis I over heard Hwatta talking with his wizard. He is the one behind Mog and Sage fighting.

Ghengis: No thats impossible, I know its Rog, I just need to find proof.

NH: But he even wrote it in his diary.

Ghengis: You have proof where is it.

NH:{blushing} I lost it in the tidal wave.

Ghengis: Sure you did, now if you'll excuse me I need to get back and let Hwatt know that I have prevented them from fighting for now.

{Max road out the wave on the tree. Unfortunately he was trapped within the log and rock damn. As he tried to work his way out he came uppon a book. It said Hwatta's dairy. Max thought "Maybe there is something in here I can use to get Hwatta to attack Sage". With that thought he started reading the book forgetting that he was still trapped.

"edit: to remove half a paragraph and state again that no animals were hurt in the creation of this scene."

Last Edited : Monday, 27 June 2005 - 12:27

At fuschia fortress they totally missed the flood as Rog was running around with a bucket of water trying to find the fire and put it out. While Iznogood and Sage were performing some crazy dance and buzzing. Rog thought "I really don't think that is going to help put out the fire, but Sage is the leader and can do what he wants to"}

Nobodys home *stumbles around broken trees looking for the diary.............. the shirt and pants were not much help they were 10 sizes to big for her .........at last she found the diary in maxes hands. she kickt max and ript the diary from his hands and ran to catch ghengis *

ghengis "i told you theres nothing that will convents be that Hwatta is behind this"

nobodys home *shows him diary*

Ghengis " ................ how do we stop him ?" * after much arguing he finaly belived nobodys home *

nobodys home " i don't know............... come on we have to warn the others ................... and i have to get something else to wear ....... this is way to big for me " *grabs ghengis and drags him to where the others were*

Last Edited : Monday, 27 June 2005 - 16:46

(NH please refer to the section pertaining to Max and the diary)

Ghengis: All right I've humored you long enough. That is nothing more than some bark and leaves. Now if you don't mind there are serious issues that have to be dealt with and I need to get another shirt.

NH: But...

Ghengis: When your feeling better, you've obviously gotten hit on the head pretty hard if you think a couple of pieces of bark and some leaves are a diary.