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that google search is amazing isn't it? 
TR
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I hear its cold in Antartica these days.
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To go off topic is impossible therefore to stay on topic is impossible so we have a conundrum but the wonderful thing is, it doesn't make any difference, since Uighurs don't have many electric toothbrushes.
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"qix qutkisi" is the Uighuri word for toothbrush and you're just stereotyping ethnic groups Mog! Shame on you!!!
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me eyes be bleedin'
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Great WoL Archer Battles thru Time:
An Illustrated History
www.geocities.com/markk077/
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Sometimes I wonder why Charlie Brown didn't beat the crap out of Lucy when she pulled that football away.
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Have you ever had Green Egg's and Ham?? 
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It sucks when you're clipping your toenails, and they shoot off and stick into your eye. I commonly wear saftey goggles when grooming my nails, mabey you should too.
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The lamp on my desk is mauve. Kind of. Don't really know what "mauve" is. My wife picked it out. I hate it. Artsy fartsy kind of lamp. I should "accidently" break it. Except she'd know it was no accident. Is a crappy lamp worth a divorce? Probably not. I'd miss my dog. I ever tell you she drinks beer? Great dog. Good hunter, could pick out a pheasant a mile away. Course the god&^^#$ dog would then go run after it and chase it up TWO miles away. Should shoot that damn dog. Hey, I could shoot the dog and miss but hit the lamp! That's it! Great idea! I knew you'd come through.
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Pugsly: no!
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Each length in a horse race is considered to be equal to 1/5 of a second. I picked a horse once that trailed the field by 20 lengths going into the far turn but he placed second by a nose at the finish.
It was very exciting
but I had him only to win and show. He paid $23 and change to place and only $5 and change to show.
TR
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La verdad que estoy mas que confundido con todo esto. Pero suena bastante divertido. 
*what???*
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Every time I ask someone if they will shut up they always say "No!" and then they shut up.
I've seen someone blow a french fry out their nose.
Whoever thought up these here radio commercials ought to be flayed alive with a dull Boevoipes.
Imaginary friends even treat me bad.
You can't tell me that love is an ocean, get out of my life and into my car! I don't believe in that sort of nonsense.
Seven is the magic lucky number if you only have six.
Personal fitness is a lifelong pursuit and I hope it never catches me! 
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Hahahaha , that Nexus of the money center had an impeccable effect on the Old Guernsey stock exchange!
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Mal is a better spammer then Linkasy!
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Im sorry but that Ostrich was Off topic!
n00b!
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what is a Ostrich? 
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Id answer you but that would be on topic.. Just like what that squirrel said about Daddy...
I probably shouldn't have set him on fire ..
I shouldn't have let the squirrel go either
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it would be nice if you were the first one going on topic...
I feel a bit Hairy today... i think i am becoming a Mog
AAAAAAAAAARGH