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Maximillian
Joined 31/10/2004
Posts : 181

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 07:41

If x plus y equals z, can I still find my house keys after a hard night's drinking?

huitzilopochtli Gold Member
Joined 29/08/2003
Posts : 186

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 07:57

I recon you can find your keys after you find the true value of "P"

snoop dogg2
Joined 12/05/2005
Posts : 88

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 17:03

my doggy is my husband! i keep telling him that 1 + 1 = 11

TaurusRex Gold Member
Joined 14/06/2002
Posts : 3595

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 20:32

Mog,
I must admit that this thread was a great and unique idea.
I have often wanted to post something but didn't want to start a thread for it and this thread certainly solves that problem for me especially because I don't even like to host a thread anymore.
Anyway I was going to put this under "global warming" but it fits here okay:

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8681645/

PS:
I hope there aren't any weird microbes in that dust.

TR

MarkK
Joined 28/02/2004
Posts : 352

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 21:10

I just watched an ant crawl across my desk and then disappear under the keyboard. A minute later he had managed to get onto the monitor and wandered around there for a while.

The last I saw of him, he had gone around behind the monitor and was crawling along the back edge of the desk. I hope he doesn't crawl into the power strip and kill himself.



Should I have posted this in "Bug Reports" instead?

Mog Gold Member
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 2663

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 22:23

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MonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkey and Chimp.

Last Edited : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 01:23

TheLix
Joined 5/07/2005
Posts : 94

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 22:26


Where do babies come from?

Lt. Pain Gold Member
Joined 27/04/2003
Posts : 1510

Posted : Sunday, 24 July 2005 - 23:29

The stork, you might be a youngun trying to figure things out, so we ain't gonna tell ya

Mal Kavian
Joined 5/09/2001
Posts : 2040

Posted : Monday, 25 July 2005 - 14:40

How many monkeys does it take to start a thread?

snoop dogg2
Joined 12/05/2005
Posts : 88

Posted : Monday, 25 July 2005 - 14:48

my dog sed that he had a monky prostitude to answer that question :O

Mal Kavian
Joined 5/09/2001
Posts : 2040

Posted : Monday, 25 July 2005 - 14:52

Three bananas says he couldn't find the wiffel bat with only using his cheese wheel!

Princess of Darkness Gold Member
Joined 22/06/2003
Posts : 1184

Posted : Monday, 25 July 2005 - 18:57

My dog hides in the bathtub during a thunder storm

Mog Gold Member
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 2663

Posted : Monday, 25 July 2005 - 20:16

The last refuge of a scoundrel is politics.

TaurusRex Gold Member
Joined 14/06/2002
Posts : 3595

Posted : Tuesday, 26 July 2005 - 00:33

Kate Smith used to sing
"When the Moon comes over the Mountain"

PS:
I guess there will always be some type
to worship it.

TR

Last Edited : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 14:46

Mog Gold Member
Joined 5/02/2004
Posts : 2663

Posted : Tuesday, 26 July 2005 - 20:56

The fantastic thing about Lokibolp is his enormous vocabulary.

sam adams
Joined 6/08/2004
Posts : 82

Posted : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 00:33

I have green shag carpet in my computer room.

NDN_49
Joined 13/05/2002
Posts : 32

Posted : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 02:00

duct tape is different than duck tape

p.s.-naghty naghty dinkle pants

Last Edited : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 02:06

Rog Ironfist Gold Member
Joined 8/04/2003
Posts : 1449

Posted : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 06:08

Warning: The toes you step on today may be attached to the Arse you have to kiss tomorrow!

snoop dogg2
Joined 12/05/2005
Posts : 88

Posted : Wednesday, 27 July 2005 - 18:31

i luv ma doog we had children

TaurusRex Gold Member
Joined 14/06/2002
Posts : 3595

Posted : Tuesday, 2 August 2005 - 21:49

In the respect that the half-time entertainment of the NFL has become quite a spectacle, I guess it does qualify the sport as a show;

but these guys near and in excess of 300 pounds have learned to just push each other out of bounds when possible rather than risk crippling each other.
Don't kid yourself.

PS:
Rugby is a good rough sport but it's just not in the same class as professional American football.

TR

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