Nah, I gave up dresses for the summer. Well, unless they are short and slinky and show off my curves.

[looks down at belly]

Never mind the curves...

the only dress grump should be wearing is a moo moo.... *snickers* and CoC stop pitching tents.. your distracting the ballerinas and acrobats *watches a clown fall to his death* ....oiy too late...

HA ha ha ha ha, that was hilarious !!!

Did you see that clown fall to his death!?

These clowns are really entertaining.

* hollers for a hot dog *

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Nah, I think that was just Tyler.

I'm pretty sure he was wishing that he was one of us again

*throws flowers on the dead clown* sorry to bad maybe he just wasnt meant to be a clown gutter **giggles** and turns to look for popcorn

I think the Circus is in for a nasty surprise...

While most of the Circus members have been on holiday, lazying in the sun somewhere, the Clowns were busy at work honing their skills and perfecting their special recipe for Cream pies. Their aim is better and they can throw them longer.


My bet is on the Clowns while the Circus will have to go practise in children's birthday parties.

i saw them covering there cream pies in laquer to harden it.... now the only stuff splattering is blood from your nose when you get smacked in the face with a pie.... clowns are vicious i tell you! havent you ever seen the movie "IT" stephen king i believe.

yeah, IT was my father.

[grumbles, grunts and mutters things incomprehensible]

OK, so whose brilliant idea was it to have me take over the Human Cannonball routine?

[looks around for helmet and mutters more]

thanks mal for the nirvana reference. me loves Nirvana, hence, "I'm a Negative Creep".

Wow, Negative Creep loves Nirvana?! Who'd have thought
hehehehehe

Uhm... Gutterfly, I think you misheard your mother..
When she says "Don't play with it!" or "Don't touch it at the back of the freezer, that's your dad!" it doesn't mean he was a clown... :S hehe

Pennywise the Clown was my father, and funnily enough, im currently reading that book

Come play, Gutterfly... We all float, down here >

*puffs inhaler* ITS NOT REAL ITS NOT REAL!!

*uses a slingshot and slams DoRW in the face with a silver 'slug'*

mwuahahaha! Shuddup, Eddiiieeeeee

I didn't sleep well last night because of this thread. At one point I had this terrible dream that a group of evil-doer clowns hijacked several ultra-light aircraft and crashed them into Disney World. Mickey Mouse then declared war on all clowns everywhere, and appointed Goofy as his Director of Disneyland Security.

I know this was only a dream, but just to be safe, if you see a clown around town today, call the FBI and report them.

LOL@MarkK Bad dream!! ~more like a nightmare~

~pings Grumpalot outta the cannon into a pile of whip cream~

Alrighty now when is the show schedule to start??

~I see the popcorn dude , peanuts, get your peanuts~


~pulls chair up closer, to see it all~

Hey mal...where are your guys?

I've been a-waiting...

Methinks they be at the tailor, having new costumes fitted. Got to look good in leotards, you know...

nope, i think they were called to fill in for the carnival
that's in town. washington irving middle school in weehawken, new jersey. they should be back soon, as the turnout was about 68 kiddies.....50 previously had nightmares about clowns and departed before Lons could do his infamous doggy balloon sculptures.
:-)

Last Edited : Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 19:30

Errr.... :|

Doggy ballon sculptures??


*scratches head*
*then scratches ball*
*noticed that there are a lot of people around*
*goes back to scratching head*

You know the ones, Lons..

Where you try and make figures out of balloons... then get annoyed and call out our 2 kanine friends Cerberus and Kujo to attack all the kids, so there's no witnesses at your inability to create balloon scultpures