~carrys banner, Beer Break~

[grabs the remote from `ector]

Hey, you stole that from my castle! Come to think of it, you're stealing a lot of things from my castle. That really makes me grumpy...

[changes to The Learning Channel]

Did you know that Platypii lay eggs? That and more on the Learning Channel!

Guess what else I just discovered!!

Gutterflies are Asexual, I'm not pregnant!!

Thank god for the learning channel...yessir

Sick of clowning around with your ordinary food? Want more than the usual?

From the makers of safetuna and the popular COC_k in a can, now comes a new series of food. COD!

It tastes better and will satisfy your cravings for that special meat.

So quit clowning around with that wenee impailer and go buy COD today!

Last Edited : Monday, 2 August 2004 - 01:31

-comercial break-

Girl: Barney my box is empty
Barney: are you sure hehehe i have something for your box here in my hand! (thats a actual scene from a recent barney episode, though unrelated to joke, still funny)

"through a simple hair transplant YOU TOO can have your life back.... we simply take hair from overgrown areas such as your chest, your ears, and your A$$ and transfer it to those unsightly bald spots!"

"I am a Happy member of FSA... *Fixing aSsfro* i would recomend them to everyone, they have given me.... ~psst cant read the next line~ oh... they have given me my life back, thank you FSA!"

"thats right folks the process is quick and painless!"

*scene of opperation, man having ass stapled to forehead with a staple gun* PCHTT AAAGHHH!!!! PCHTTT AAAGHHH!!!

make checks payable too FSA at waronline.net 12 easy payments of $150!

Shhhh, I'm attempting to lose my butt here, and all this distraction isn't having the effect on the Clowns as one could hope (especially not that gector clown-type).

[goes back to looking at very sad situation called Grumpy's Castle]

Anybody have any spare bandages?

If I had any archers left, I would tell them to give all of there bandages to your troops grumps, as a gesture of kindness
(of course, those bandages would be soaked in oil, and tied to arrows and lit on fire as they made there way swiftly to your troops, but its the thought that counts, right? )

Who needs Archers when you have a never-ending swarm of Scouts?

[looks upon horizon]

Never-freakin'-ending...

Grrrr... I'm sure you'll be making good use of spears as TotD grumps... I did when it was scouts

Have fun while you can, you've only got 24 hours! and then, Mua ha ha ha!!! they'll loose there energy boost, reverting back to the drab little punks they really are.

*Public Service Announcement*

Have you seen this person? (holds up a picture of a fly in a gutter).He has been lost since 2002. He needs your help! He may be being held by a certain "Sage6" (obviously a pseudonym) and is thought to be pregnant when last seen.

No reward for information leading to his recaptu...I mean rescue.

*Back to the campaign now*

LOL@MOGGY......Good one

you'll never take me!!


...do I really look that fat?

"Of course not, darling. You look just fine in that dress. I don't think anyone would even notice that you've gained fifty pounds.

[drags out high school yearbook]

See, you haven't changed a bit sweetheart."

The memories, the memories. Gutter, do me a favor and NEVER ask that question again...

*looks at the yearbook*

did I really look that fat?

You don't look fat at all in that photo... well, relatively speaking. That's why they seated you at end next to the school mascot, Wilma the Walrus.

~STREAKS BATTLEFIELD~

AAarrrrggghhhhh!!!!!

*plops to floor* :|

*chases after PoD with clothing* YOUR NOT DECENT YOUR NOT DECENT!!!

But you are so wrong, DoRW...

[grabs Lons]

This is no time to be plopping to the floor, mate! There's enemies out there, just waiting for us to make one small mistake.

[glares at Yector]