You'd better have used a condom then...

And bought a cigar for later...

How poetic

there's just a blank white box at the top of my window, does this mean anything?

Yeah!! Someone stole your condom...

*looks at Sage*

Damn condom thieves..
What's this world coming to!?

Tsk.. Tsk.. Tsk..

This place gonna be having some major condom shortage if this thieves are still allowed to carry on with their crime!!!

*Stock up on.. you know what*

~pokes holes in all the stolen condoms~


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hows the war, update please???


~skips through the battlefield naked~

What war...?

* transfixed by the naked skipping woman *

An advisor rushes into the war room, interrupting Sage with his generals.

"Sir! News from Tal!"

Sage looks up to the frantic looking man. "What is it?"

"He's defeated Mal! Tal is victorious!"

Sage smiles. "Blast, I bet him 3000 gold pieces that I would be victorious first. Nonetheless, this is good news!"

Sage nodded to the advisor who hurriedly leaves. He turns back to his generals. "Now about finishing off Klavert..."

An advisor rushes into the war room, interrupting Lons with his generals.

"Sir! News from the enemy!"

Lons looks up to the frantic looking man. "What is it?"

"You have destroyed another barrack! Lons is dubbed the barrack stomper by his enemy!"

Lons smiles. "Blast, I bet you 3000 gold pieces that I would be able to destroy another one before the war ends. Nonetheless, this is good news!"

Lons nodded to the advisor who hurriedly leaves. He turns back to his generals. "Now about the sighting of Sage newest barrack..."

Weird, Lons...you're currently running in the OPPOSITE direction from my barracks.

Is it a tactical retreat?

LOL... You will see... you will see...

Muahahahaha.....

COMMERICAL BREAK

Feel like you need a nice cold beer? Ice cold beer!! we have it in a bottle , we have it in a keg, we even have it in a can

Now back to the show.....


Let'em rip

Last Edited : Saturday, 31 July 2004 - 21:05

Those beer ads were distracting ..
That's why I lost.. it's all her fault..! :@
hehehe

Ok, I lost.. Oh well.. Nice work, Tal, definately out-classed my n00b ass
hehe

I really gotta work on playing actively, lol =)
Good game. Now when the circus tramples you, i'll remember this day

hehe

INTERMISSION BREAK

~ring girls with card saying what round we are in walking around in hot pants and halter tops~

DING DING ~thats the end of the intermission, now back to fighting~


Mal you werent suppose to be sidetracked by the beer commerical

Blast those intermission and beer ads...

Stop confusing me!!! No wonder my troop are heading the opposite direction!!

Now Man!!! Back to stomping barrack!!!
Go go go go go!!!!! It the other side!!!!
GO GO GO GO GO and be Quick!!!!

*Commercial Break* (once we have you hooked on the action there are bound to be more commercials)

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Now, back to the clan war in progress...

Hmmm, so many comercials... we're gonna have to do something about it... especially that last one.

**Vector, face expressionless, takes out his all-powerful remote control
* Cue's the sound-affect guy to play "Link picks up the mastersword" from The Legend of Zelda, a Link to the Past*

All the clowns on the battle field look with hope to Vector, is he gonna turn that thing off so we can finally get back to the battle?**

*Vector pushes rewind, then play*

* breaks out binoculars, watches naked skipping beer-girl on distant hill... *