Ellens allergic to Peanuts, you *******..!!

IT WAS MARKK!!!
LET'S GET HIM!!

*quickly stabs ellen*

oh dang...hes dead...now we'll never know where he hid her.

shucks...

[strolls out in newly made Clown outfit]

Hey there, boys and goils, mums and pops, and other life forms. I'm Grum... I'm Groovypops the Clown, here to entertain you. First, I need a special assistant to help me with my magic tricks.

[looks around]

Why, here's a helper! It's Quector from the Clowns of Chaos. First, he has to go hide in the snow while we build sand castles for the show...

[waits for Wector to leave]

Uhm, any time now. Go! Go! Shooo on you!

Chaaarrrggeeesss forward as wector, Lector.. err.. whateverTOR is distracted with the snow...

hehehe...

I like poop

LOL@ you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is quite the show, tho very sadden to hear about the loss of ellen ~plants flowers"s, disguised as carmera's~

Now let me get this straight, Grump is coming outta the closet as a clown?
Everyone EXCEPT me has a tent pitched?
~mines in the corner~ shhhhhhhh
OH and gutter likes poop?

Did i miss anything else, i had to go potty for a mintue and got caught in the ladys room traffic with all those clowns ahead of me

Last Edited : Thursday, 29 July 2004 - 02:03

This clownish war...it wearies the soul. The trenches filled with cast-off baggy pants, a tattered red nose in barbed wire wrapping, the lonely cry of an "ah-ooga" horn as a brutal tank tread runs over it. "Ah-ooga" indeed, little friend of bygone playtime, now you are a soldier in a war you never asked for, a war with no victor ('cept maybe CoC) and no vanquished, only dead clowns and mutilated circus workers, plus an elephant.

My friends, I ask you, how much longer will we treat our brothers and sisters as so much "digital dirt"? Let us all now bow our heads and laugh.

Please give generously.

Doop doop doo doo doo de doop doop doo doo dooo de...

*tells troops to load up red shiney noses of all grumps dead comrads and throw them over the castle wall*

Well, that should cause some depression amongst his troops... or confusion... or maybe hystaria. hmmmm... well, it should cause some emotion none the less, I know it made my troops break out in unconrtolable laughter!

Hrrmmmph. Some assistant Xector turned out to be, throwing props about. Well, Groovypops will just have to find another way to kill... ehem, convince Zector to behave.

Shheesshh...

Bad bad Vector for dirtying the ground with red nose prop.. No civic conscious nowadays this young urn like Lector... Always make a mess of things...

Hope that somebody will teach Nector a lesson for his shabbiness...

~steals Grumps BIG CLOWN SHOES, sticks out foot trips ^ector~

Hope it makes his nose bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gutterfly likes poop?

yep, and I take donations.

*steals a spider monkey from the zoo*

even dung that gets thrown at you ?

You know we used to have lots of poop.

But someone killed Ellen..

Bah, Klavert started logging in more than once a day. I was hoping to have him finished off today.

Why the hell is there an advertisement for condoms at the top of the screen?

wasnt me i promise

*runs like a fool across the battlefield looking for a place to stay for the night*

Condoms?

[looks up]

Hmmmph, looks like an ad for cigars to me...

[ponders this]

mmyes...and mine says that I am a winner...and that I've scored...