I look like Ronald McDonald!

haha, thanks for bringing that to my attention.
You ought to die that fro red, then dress up as a clown. You could be one of them dang frangled birthday clowns. Not bad pay I hear.

I see a naked Princess! This is a really cool game!! We need more just like her around here.

Has anybody found any Mog treats in this game? 'Cause I'm sorta out and I sorta want some, Vector.

Now back to the bloodshed....

thats nice

Last Edited : Friday, 6 August 2004 - 10:35

They say the pay for birthday clowns isn't that bad, but the job comes with all sorts of downsides. Like kids trampling over your balloons and such.

yeah, i'd imagine kids kicking my balloons would hurt.

After stealing all the baloons from grumps castle and distributing them evenly among the troops, Vector addresses mog in a high chipmunk type voice ( Helium induced of course)
"Say Mog, upon my last venture, I think I caught sight of some Mog treats I had made for you, but alas, they are up in grumps tower [no I don't know how they got there]. I'm sure they are there however, because the smell of poison is distinct... it wafts down and stupifies half my army"

You here an angry chorus of chipmunky soldiers chirp in agreement...

"So, if you could just use your super stealth and sneak in there, the treats are yours!! maybe you could kick one of those walls a bit on your way out? "

Half Vectors army starts to kick Grumps walls, and falls down sick... The other half falls down laughing in high piched sqeeks that are getting deeper as the Helium starts to disapate from there systems...

Gee... I sure hope grumps doesnt log in just now...

I am too weak from hunger to go galivanting up to Grump's castle. I need sustenance first, pally. Maybe you have a few of the generic brand on you?

Now, Clowns of Chaos, go forth and take what is rightfully yours! Grump's Mog treats, that is. Now you have something REAL to fight about. Then see me.

[throws rocks at Mog]

Treats, huh? You call these treats? You've been misled, Mog-type, and by some verrrry bad people who destroy things, and leave messes about the place, and who invade privacy, and constantly interrupt sleep, and...

[faints from fatigue]

lol

stig your a bit werd arnt you

no im the superstig

I really wish CoC would just give up. Their hopeless attempts to win are so annoying.

I agree, and not only that, I think I hear their mommies calling. And rumor has it that their daddies are going to court to get their names changed. Yeah, so from now on, ^ector will be known as Fred, and cardfan_stl will be known as George, and Sage6 will be known as Oscar, and Tal will be known as Hal, and Gutterfly will be known as Darla.

*rolls eyes*

I belieeeeeeve you are talking about your hopeless attepts

I think eggy is a liiiiitle mad that he just lost his castle

I thought you were giving me a new one?

BTW I find it odd:

"Egregius's Castle has been taken over by Tal."

"Gutterfly's Barracks has been destroyed by Egregius!"

Notice the difference? The exclamation mark!

It appears the server is much more happy about my achievements than yours, Darla.

who's giving you a new one?

me? Not for sale, big man.

You took down one barracks, but it looks your mace are getting cut up, and I still got two more barracks.

Not to mention there is a little help on the way.

If you need a new castle, you better be a quick un.

And you misinterpeted the exclamation marks
Tal's takeover is a sentence because that was expected. But you getting to do destroy one of my barracks?! Man, no one saw that one coming, no sir.

Last Edited : Sunday, 8 August 2004 - 15:53

I'm impressed Darla. You managed to pass Klav on the rankings in spite of topping the casualties list twice

BTW, you sure your barracks have infinite hitpoints?

Mace getting cut up, you must be referring to this defense message:

Your army, Macemen_2, was attacked by Gutterfly : Scouts_10.
Scouts_10(85,99) = Wounds : 575.7, Killed : 19, Exp : 28.5
Macemen_2(85,98) = Wounds : 83.2, Killed : 1, Exp : 148.2.

Your army, Macemen_2, was attacked by Gutterfly : Scouts_9.
Scouts_9(85,97) = Wounds : 695.2, Killed : 23, Exp : 84
Macemen_2(85,98) = Wounds : 205.5, Killed : 3, Exp : 179.4.

Your army, Macemen_2, was attacked by Gutterfly : Scouts_8.
Scouts_8(84,97) = Wounds : 535.6, Killed : 18, Exp : 28
Macemen_2(85,98) = Wounds : 109.9, Killed : 1, Exp : 140.4.


(just poking a bit of fun )